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December 29

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Katherine Moennig

One of the "L Word" stars was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1976. Mother
is a Broadway dancer and father is a violin maker. Graduate of the American Ac-
ademy of Dramatic Arts. Her grandfather, William Moennig, hailed from Markne-
ukirchen, a little German town famous for musical instruments. Niece of producer
Bruce Paltrow, actress Blythe Danner and actor Harry Danner. First cousin of dir-
ector Jake Paltrow and actresses Hillary Danner and Gwyneth Paltrow. Kate, Mostly
known for her role as Jake Pratt in "Young Americans" (2000). Auditioned for Boys
Don't Cry in 1999, but lost out to Hillary Swank. Had the central role in the music vid-
eo for the Canadian band Our Lady Peace, the song was "Is Anybody Home". Here is
a personal quote; (On what she's learned from playing the role of Jake Pratt on "Young
Americans", "The clothes are comfortable...but on a deeper level I learned that the co-
mpetition between boys and girls isn't as strong as between women"

Birthday's today:
Jude Law, Ali Hillis, Jason Gould, Ted Danson, Marianne Faithfull,
John Voight, Laura Larson, Neil Giraldo (Pat Benatar), Mary Tyler Moore, Kalin Olson,
Ray Nitschke, La Toya London, Sharon Kwok, Jan Pijnenburg, Lena Bogdanovic,
Jay Fielder, Kimberly Russell, Paula Pondstone, Yvonne Elliman, Richie Sexson,
Carlo Ponti Jr., Dave Gilbert, Barbara Steele, Adje Roland, Cozy Powell (Jeff Beck)

LAST OF THE Q of THE WEEK for 2006
(scroll all the way down page for all responses)

Karey Long Beach California

KAREY SAYS: The new Twisted Sister Xmas CD I just got!!
Called "A Twisted Christmas". It is 10 old Xmas classics done
by Twisted Sister!!! Gotta love that!! ;)~

I would give it to my dad, just to see if he even knew they were
Xmas songs plus he HATES rock!!

Hopefully he has a sense of holiday humor!!

xxx Karey

Cherry! Salt Lake City Utah

CHERRY SAYS: I have an Aunt that I would give velvet to.
Actually I wouldn't give it to her for herself, I would give it to
one of her family members, so every time they would wear it,
she would think of me.

My aunt can not stand the touch of velvet, and if you are wearing
it and you touch it in front of her, it is like fingers on a chalk board
for her.
That is why every time I go to any family party, I always
wear velvet to it.

Can you tell she is my favorite Aunt??!!

JONATHAN: LOL...Cherry, the question was about a CD, but I
found your response pretty funny. So I ran it anyway. :-)

Nicole Cheshire England

NICOLE SAYS: Got my practical joke juices flowin now. =D

I would make a copy of my Slipknot album and put it inside a
theraputic calming music cover.

Then I would give it to my ex boyfriend, who practices hypno-
therapy, as a way of a peace offering and then wait for his next
client to show up...smile sweetly and say "bye, have fun".

Beth Maricopa Arizona

BETH SAYS: Oh, this should be a "made" for CD, but if only one
can be chosen, then any CELINE DIONE because she just SUCKS.

(BOTH I mean, just to clarify) To whom would I give this glorious
piece of shit? My ex's wife Amy, the "sainted" bitch from hell.

Now if were talking songs that get the point across, then that's a
whole other Blog baby...lmao!

December 28
Sienna Miller
Up and coming actresss was born in New York City in 1981. Her mother,
Jo Miller, ran London's Lee Strasberg drama school.
For more than a de-
cade her father, American Banker Ed Miller, was married to top interior
designer Kelly Hoppen. Was educated at Heathfield School in Ascot, Ber-
kshire. She was born in the USA but raised in the UK. Studied drama at
the Lee Strasberg Institute in New York. In the summer of 2005, she made
her West End debut in the stage production of William Shakespeare's "As
You Like It", directed by David Lan, at the Wyndham Theatre. She played
the role of Celia. Named #48 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list.
Named #2 in AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006. Named
#63 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006" supplement.
Was engaged to Jude Law from 2004 until she broke it off in 2005, when Law
admitted cheating on her. Friend of Keira Knightley.

Birthday's today:
Denzel Washington, Edgar Winter, Willow Bay, Malcolm Gets,
Stephanie Cheeva, Adam Vinatieri, Jane Alexander, Alex Chilton, John Fitgerald,
Martine Robine, Elaine Hendrix, Kenneth Grant (Midnight Star), Nigel Kennedy,
Lanny Poffo, Tony Rosato, Ray Knight, Terri Garber, Tannis Vallely, Maggie Smith,
Daniel Avila, Hubie Green, Chad McQueen, Rosie Vela

Q of THE WEEK: (scroll down page for all answers)

Shawnrock Radio Personality Manhattan Kansas

SHAWN SAYS: Well, that's easy...my ex-husband. He's now
a pious, overbearing, rude, religious, born again Christian.

He thinks he's God walking on Earth. I hate everything he stands for.
This is what I'd give him for Xmas...in fact...I'm burning him a copy
right now! Thanks, Jon for the great idea!

Deicide- Scars of the Crucifix

1. Scars of the Crucifix -
2. Mad at God -
3. Conquered By Sodom -
4. Fuck Your God -
5. When Heaven Burns -
6. Enchanted Nightmare -
7. From Darkness Come -
8. Go Now Your Lord Is Dead -
9. The Pentecostal


Miss Michel Scottsdale Arizona

MICHEL SAYS: My ex boyfriend Andy. And I would give him
Motley Crue's greatest hits.

We went out for a few months and even though I like ALL music
apparantly he doesn't. He called my music "butt rock".

Whatever, the funny thing is when we first statred dating he'd play
or let me listen to whatever I wanted.

Boys are SO easy! Anyway, Merry Christmas Andy!

Just Maz West Yorkshire United Kingdom

MAZ SAYS: I wanted to really reply to this one but at this time
of year I cannot wish vengence on anyone at all, it is truely best
wishes to one and all.

So maybe a Cliff Richard album would do both...hehehhehe

Phil (aka Justice 101) Buckeye Arizona

PHIL SAYS: Oh gosh...I'd send my parents the Steve Vai CD,
"Passion and Warfare".

It's chock full of good tunes and they just refuse to accept electric
guitars into their world of music. I'd do it just because they wouldn't
accept it normally, but as a gift they'd be obligated to throw it in the
CD player once in a while, keep it on the CD shelf and dust it off once
in a while, and maybe, just maybe, start liking it.

How odd it would be to be teaching my parents about music. This is a
good question-too many people I'd give too many CDs to for too many
reasons. But my parents would be the first.

December 27
Halley Wegryn Gross
The tiny 5' 1 1/2" televeision actress was born in Fort Myers, Florida in 1985.
She moved from Sanibel Island to New Jersey when she was 3 1/2. She has
studied at Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts and is an undergraduate at New
York University. In 2006 she played 'Wanda' in 6 episodes of "The Book Of
Daniel". Her start in acting began in 2000 as 'Becca' in two episodes of the
soap opera "As the World Turns".

Birthday's today:
Terry Bozzio (Missing Persons), Gerard Depardieu, Cokie Roberts,
Wilson Cruz, Javine Hylton, Tabatha Cash, Peter Kriss (KISS), Jack van Gelder,
Janet Street-Porter, Michael Pinder (Moody Blues), Karla Bonoff, Dean Palmer, John Amos,
Mick Jones (Foreigner), Barbara Crampton, Tracy Nelson, Niels Meijer, Joanie Laurer


Bren Virginia Beach Virginia

BREN SAYS: Slipknot's "Duality" CD to my oldest sister. Why?
Because she can be a real snob and thinks people are beneath her.

I'd slip it in her CD player in her car and turn the volume way up
and watch out the window as she turns her car on. :D (evil grin)

Principessa G New York


Gloomy Phoenix Arizona

Anything by Britney Spears! A career made in a

The girl couldn't sing to get free panties at Victoria's Secret, and god
knows she could use them! Even American Idol rejects have the balls
to sing in public.

I could keep going about this talentless hack all day, but I don't want
to bore you.


T*I*N*A Texarkana Arkansas

TINA SAYS: You are too good at this stuff my friend! I got a good
laugh out of this one instantly! I've had this done to me!

On my fortieth birthday my brother (who surely has at least a million
artists stored in his brain) presented me with a pretty package with a

Inside, nothing unusual being is he, to me, is the knowledge of music
and I have aspired to keep on his level for...all my life, so when I pull-
ed the CD out and looked at it and then at him and back at the CD, trying
not to give away the fact I had no clue who this was, I didn't know what
to say or do!

All I could do was look stupid and he played it out for too long, never letting
me know that I shouldn't be just thrilled at receiving such a fine gift (and
acted like I should be ashamed at not knowing such a classic)!

I was relieved when he let go of the joke! I felt beneath him once again!

Well anyway...here is an image (above) of what that CD was (not to take
away from the artist by no means)...I was just ignorant to their existance!

Lamia Cross Singer/Songwriter Paris France

hahaha that's great. ^_^!!
I would like to send my "Heavy" CD from our W single 3Chic
and Heavy" to my last Japanese boss. ^^

Because of the song "Adieu patron"...

Why ?
I let you guess...read the translation of my lyrics;

Good bye Boss , Good bye Boss , Good bye Boss

It�s always the same thing and the same speech, in any case, you care just about your money
The capitalism has enriched fools, stupid like you who can�t change the world
You�re omnipresent, you are everywhere, in my dreams, you bitch me out
Hey, leave me alone, I�m not in the office
And don�t call me during my family diner

Good bye Boss , Good bye Boss , Good bye Boss

Listen, I�m gonna say something to you, before you leave definitively
�god damn, who do you think you are, Lost Go-Getter, you�re just a piece of dog shit

Your pride, your threats, your lying I had enough
I�m gonna leave here, I�m gonna live my life
I�ll spread my wings and I�ll take off
Your pride, your threats, your lying we've all had enough
We�re gonna leave here, your kids will go way
And you will end up alone

Good bye Boss , Good bye Boss , Good bye Boss


December 26
Alexandra Rapaport
Alexandra was born in Bromma, Stockholm, Stockholms l�n, Sweden in 1971. Her
parents come from Poland. In 2000: Named as one of European films 'Shooting Stars'
by European Film Promotion. (January 2006) Was a guest at the talk show Studio Vir-
tanen. (February 2006) Was a guest at the talk show TV-Huset. Only 5' 3 3/4" tall. She
has done a lot of Swedish television, with an occasional film appearance.

Birthday's today:
Jared Leto, Steve Hartman, Lars Ulrich (Metallica), Tiffiny Brissette,
Carlton Fisk, Nadia Litz, Tricia Leigh Fisher, Peter Woods (Romeo Void), Colleen Dion,
Lisette Hordijk, Chris Chambliss, Michael Jones (BT Express), Anna Przybyska,
Vixtoria Racimo, Cecile Bois, Ozzie Smith, John Walsh, Joyce Jillson, Kitty Dukakis

Q of THE WEEK: (scroll down to yesterday)

Amy Marietta Georgia

AMY SAYS: Skatenigs "Chemical Imbalance".

Cheers ~Amy~

Monk Radio Personality/Music Director Tuscaloosa Alabama

MONK SAYS: I can think of funny ones like giving my my mom a
copy of Eazy-E "Eazy-Duz-It".

That was the one tape I had that she hated!

A copy of Blood For Blood's "Outlaw Anthems" would be suitable for
any one of my co-workers, depending on how my day has gone.

Billie (aka
�!�PuNkPisToL�!�) Auckland New Zealand

BILLIE SAYS: Hey Jonathan, How are ya mate?! This one is
somewhat easy. I have a really good mate "Jemma" who
absolutely abhors Christmas carols, and more so if they're
classics by like likes of Bing Crosby and Dean Martin etc.

So with the Christmas spirit in mind I would present her with a
CD which consists of golden oldies carols.

I know she'd find it all in good humour, then promptly frisbee the
darn thing to next year. hahaha

Gotta love the girl!

Take care and much love

Billie xox

Julie Anne United Kingdom

JULIE ANNE SAYS: The CD I would buy would be a Barry Manilow one
for my dad cos he had to suffer listening to him for years, as my
mum is a fan of Barry!!!!!!!!

Hazel Comedian Wivenhoe United Kingdom

Us comedians are never funny. Sorry - when I
have more time I'll give showing off my wit for free a go. (;-) ).

However, the only sorts of CD's I generally buy to watch people's
little faces crumple in disbelief are those with pan-pipes (last year
I bought my brother the best of Abba in Pan Pipes) .

And, my link points to one. I thought they didn't let people on the
internet who didn't click on links or something?

I thought that's what the question was asking! sigh

Hazel x

December 25 Merry Christmas
Florian Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong (aka Dido) was born on Christmas
Day in London, England in 1971. Brother is Roland 'Rollo' Armstrong from
music group Faithless. Dido provided vocals on their recordings and shows.
Was named after an African warrior queen. She entered London's Guildhall
School of Music at the age of six.
Her debut album, "No Angel", was released
in 1999. But only when the TV show "Roswell" (1999) used her "Here With Me"
as its theme and rapper Eminem sampled her "Thankyou" into his "Stan" on
his smash, "The Marshall Mathers LP", did Dido gain the attention of mainstr-
eam audiences. Took part in the Band Aid 20 re-recording of "Do They Know
It's Christmas?" in November 2004. Her music has been used on television many
times, on shows like; "Coid Case", "Scrubs", "Six Feet Under", and film also.

Birthday's today:
Amy Grant, Shane McGowan (Pogues), Bernhard Jr., Barbara Mandrell,
Sissy Spacek, Jimmy Buffett, Helena Christensen, Dean Cameron, Fantasia (Tonya Manley),
Joop Gall, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics), Larry Csonka, Robin Campbell (UB40), Gary Sandy,
Noel Redding (Jimi Hendrix Experience), Alannah Miles, Noel Hogan (The Cranberries),
Kenny Everett, Henry Vestine (Canned Heat), Merry Clayton, Julie Mack, Sandy Corn

This Q is the last one for 2006: (continued)


As a gift, what would be the one CD you would
give as a present to a friend, co-worker , or
family member just to piss them off for fun?

Who and why?

Pil Copenhagan Denmark

PIL SAYS: That's SO easy! I would of course give anobody, who
deserved it, the Peter Andr� & Jordan song "A Whole New World"
(how it really sounded) for so obvious reasons, that it speaks (read:
Whines!) for itself. Just follow this white rabbit:


All I can say is: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! :)

Nikki (aka Myspace Addict) Radio Personality Fresno California

NIKKI SAYS: How about a list of bad music? CD's that would be
insulting as gifts to anyone?

1. Paris Hilton
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Gwen Stefani (the latest one HURTS me...someone needs to tell
Gwen "NO"...and I'm the gal to do it.)

4. Anything by Wing.

Listen...I have to take that Wing thing back...actually here's a link...
everyone should experience Wing...at least once...wow.

Bee England United Kingdom

BEE SAYS: I wouldn't. Because I don't upset people for fun!


JONATHAN: I can respect that Bee. :-)

Debby (aka Living Dead Girl) Phoenix Arizona

DEBBY SAYS: Pretty much anything done by Marylin Manson
would piss off my dad.

He's an Australian, and it isn't hard to upset him. And, it's always
a treat when he gets mad because he does it with such style.

Roxie Los Angeles California

ROXIE SAYS: Hahaha...probably something like...a CD of music that
acompanies the instructional DVD on "How To Belly Dance For Your
Husband" ...for my best friend cause she's always playing practical
jokes on me...Happy Holiday's.

December 22
Mia Tyler
Liv Tylers half-sister. Steven Tylers (Aerosmith) other daughter was born in
Hanover, New Hampshire in 1978.
Her mother is Cyrinda Foxe. Mia has 2 other
siblings who are again from a different mother but same father. They are Chel-
sea Tallarico & Taj Tallarico. Teresa Barrick is the mother of those two children.
Like her sister, Liv, she started out as a model and got into acting. Her birth name
is Mia Abagale Tallarico. She is a large model and has this to say;
"I was always a
big kid and I'm okay with that, but I know that it would have been better growing
up if I had seen role models who had figures like me, beauty comes in all different
She and ex-husband Dave Buckner wed onstage during an Aerosmith
concert held in the MGM Grand Garden Arena. Her father, Steven Tyler asked the
crowd, "Hey Vegas, I need a favor, my daughter wants to get married tonight. Can
I get a witness?" before giving his daughter away in marriage.

Birthday's today:
Jennifer Hawkins, Trinity Styles, Susan Powter, Ralph Fienes,
Ricky Ross, Deacon Blue), Vanessa Paradis, Barbara Billingsley, Tyrell Biggs,
Rick Nielsen (Cheap Trick), Steve Garvey, Marianne van Wijnkoop, Diane Sawyer,
Robin Gibb (Bee Gees), Joanna Hughes, Lenny Von Dolen, Michael Osborne (Axe),
Tracey-Louise Ward, Steve Carlton, Joe Pyne (R.I.P), Maurice Gibb (Bee Gees R.I.P.)

(Please scroll down to Monday December 18)

Rozagy Birmingham England

ROZAGY SAYS: Paris Hilton's one - because it's
the worst!

Vivi (aka Line 666) Columnist Besancon, DOM France

Hey Jonathan, I think I would offer the last Napalm Death
"Smear Campaign" to my co workers just to piss them off and for fun
too. lol

Yeah, it's grindcore so it's one of the worse music style for the "none
metalheads", so as they are all guyz who don't like metal music, I would
make them become crazy for once in my life.

Usually they make me become crazy. Things would change. :)


Take care, Vivi

Jules Caerphilly United Kingdom

I would buy "The Best of Shania Twain" for my mate
Gareth as he hates country music, especially commercial stuff.

However, him being an evil little sod, he would no doubt tell me that
he loves it and play it everytime I visited him. Maybe I won't do that.

Alright, I would buy my 50 Cent loving ex-workmate Kerri "Master of
Puppets" by Metallica, just for the sheer hell of it!


PimpZtress Rah DJ Fairfax Washington D.C.

Gotta say Eminem. To my prude bitty neighbor -- just
to piss her off, Cuz DAMN!! She's gotta lighten up!! :P

Veronica Guitarist (aka La Petite Verinique Bebe) United Kingdom

Aye Jonathan! Love your site by the vay. Well,
I have to say
I would probably get my bloke who is an old punk and
bassist for a punk band, like Will Smith Big Willie style, because of
his deep abhorrence toward R & B and rap.

And Will Smith, has to be natures biggest mistake, so it would indubitably
be a proper wind up! Good on ya Jon. Love the query!

Veronica :)

December 21
Julie Delpy
You might know Julie from her role as Nicole on "ER" back in 2001. She was born
in Paris France 1969 to show business parents. She was first featured in Jean-Luc
Godard's D�tective (1985) at the age of fourteen. She has starred in many Amer-
ican and European productions since then, including Disney's The Three Musketeers
(1993), Killing Zoe (1994), and Trzy kolory: Bialy (1994). She graduated from NYU's
film school, and wrote and directed the short film Blah Blah Blah (1995), which scr-
eened at the Sundance Film Festival. She is currently a resident of Los Angeles. Was
named one of People Magazine's "25 Most Beautiful" in 1995. Loves sewing and mak-
ing her own clothes. She released a self-titled album in 2003. Good friends with actor
Ethan Hawke. Personal quote; "I'm an adaptable nomad. I love Paris, I've been living
in Los Angeles and New York since 1990. I love London, too. My roots are inside of me."

Birthday's today:
Jane Fonda, Samual L. Jackson, Lisa Gerritsen, Elle,
Nicola C. Hindshaw, Joe Paterno, Chris Evert, Ervin Johnson, Phil Donahue,
Roger McDowell, Jim Rose, Dave Kingman, Christy Forrester, Karrie Webb,
Francis NG, Shyla Foxx, Jared Martin, Anne Engelke, Jane Kaczmarek
Andy Dick, Ray Romano, Frank Zappa (R.I.P.), Carl Wilson (Beach Boys R.I.P.)

(see below for full Question)

Phoenix United Kingdom

PHOENIX SAYS: It would have to be a cheesy collection of lift
music Christmas songs. Pan pipes or something like that!

Ohhh, cringing just now thinking about it!


Sara Brighton E. Sussex United Kingdom

SARA SAYS: I'm sorry, I just don't get it, I dont have the funds to
do such stuff and I wouldn't want to piss someone off who is close
to me.

I guess the worst CD I could think off though would be Cliff Richards.
But I wouldn't give money for it.

Sara x

JONATHAN: Sara, "pissed off" is just an expression. This was meant to
be a joke, not cruel, just a fun gag gift. :-)

Prophet Vocalist St. Madness Scottsdale Arizona


I would send this to my sister as she likes folk/Christian music and
she would totally HATE IT because of all the cursing and references
to pot smoking!!!

Jack Black is a BAD ASS MO FO!!! :o)

I hope you are having a GREAT holiday Season!!!

Sincerely, Prophet/St. Madness

Alba Bama San Jos�, Costa Rica

Well dear Jonathan, I would give a Shakira CD to
my mom because she hates the voice of the poor girl.

And, any Reggaeton CD to any of my friends...they will be hating
my guts for being such a mean creature!


December 20
Amanda Swisten
The sexy 5' 9" writer and fledgling actress was born in New York City in 1978. Amanda
writes a regular column for Maxim (UK) on serial killers. She has had a long standing
interest in abnormal psychology and her interest peaked when she started and cont-
inues to receive letters from a serial killer on death row. On March 9, 2005, Amanda
was a featured guest on the radio talk show Coast to Coast AM with George Noory as
an expert on serial killers. In May 2005 she visited with soldiers in Iraq alongside Dean
Cain and Kelly Hu. She has had some minor roles on some televisions shows such as
"Joey", Two and a Half Men", and appeared in the film "American Wedding".

Birthday's today:
Nicloe de Boer, Zoe Warner, Billy Bragg, Ashleigh Caldwell, Mia Beck,
Travis Green, Claudia Jennings, Alan Parsons, Alex Chilton, Kyuk Jang, Sergio Vastano,
Uri Geller, Blanche Baker, John Fitzgerald, Ed Kuepper (Saints), Peter Criss (KISS),
Bobby Colomby (Blood, Sweat and Tears), Rich Gannon, Lucy Pinder, Bonnie Marino,
Robert Cavanah, Jenny Agutter, Mike Watt (Minutmen/ Firehose), Catherine Porter

Q of THE WEEK: Continues (see below for more answers)

Eva Ruiz Columnist/Model Los Angeles California

EVA SAYS: I would give my friends Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind".
I believe a lot of my friends are secretly fascinated with her.

They love to be disgusted by her, so I find it the right choice to piss
them off but keep them entertained.

Gilz (aka -x-Not so Innocent-x-) United Kingdom

GILZ SAYS: Hi Jonathan. I would have to buy my Hubby (Dave)
a really cheesey Christmas CD as he can't stand seasonal xmas
songs as at this time of year. They take over the airwaves and
regardless of where you shop they always play them.

That's why I have the greatest ever Christmas album ever. I can't
let my daughter get away without knowing these songs.

I think some of them are great.


MG (aka ^*^MG. Mistress Of DaMaGe^*^) Peoria Arizona

MG SAYS: I would give my former boss (who is a fundamentalist x-tian)
a copy of Voltaire's "Almost Human" CD, specifically for the song "God
Thinks", complete w/ a lovely card containing the lyrics.

Either that or anything by Deicide!

Feathers Leeds, West Yorkshire England

FEATHERS SAYS: I would have to give a CD single to my ex-boyfriend
Dean who used to take longer than me to get ready to go out, preened
his hair to perfection and used half a can of hairspray.

Went to bed at night with a gum shield full of tooth whitener, put blue
eye drops in his eyes every 2 minutes to make them sparkly white etc
etc etc.

And, when he was out he used to gyrate on the dance floor and flash a
smile whiter than white to all who were looking whilst throwing his arms
around and rotating them around each other like a helicopter.

Everyone who didn't know him thought he was gay and my sister and mum
especially used to tease him and his nickname "Pearly Queen" came from
sitting in the cinema one night and seeing the trailor by "Pearl & Dean".

So the CD for the Pearly one would have to be ABBA's "Dancing Queen". :)

PS: he is also on My Space if you ever want to see the poser for yourself!!
(We are still mates -kind of, he's my best mate in his dreams and I tolerate it)

December 19
Alyssa Milano
The Brooklyn born babe was born in 1972. One day, her babysitter, who was an
aspiring dancer, dragged Alyssa along to a an open audtion for the first national
tour of Annie. But it was Alyssa, not the sitter, who beat out 1,500 other wanna
be stage actresses to snag a role. So at the tender age of seven, with her mother
in tow, Alyssa joined the tour as July, one of the orphans. After 18 months on the
road, Alyssa, who had begun to garner a reputation as an energetic and charism-
atic young actress, left Annie to be featured in off-Broadway productions and tele-
vision commercials. Then, in 1983 at age 10, she landed her breakthrough role on
the new sitcom "Who's the Boss?" (1984) as Tony Danza's saccharine sweet daug-
hter, Samantha Micelli, a kid whose native Brooklyn accent rivaled her TV dad's. In
order for Alyssa to accept the gig, the Milano family had to uproot and move 3,000
miles to Hollywood. Had a best-selling excercise video in 1988 called Teen Steam.
Alyssa has seven tattoos. She has a sacred heart on her behind, a fairy kneeling in
grass on her hip, rosary beads on her back, an angel on her left ankle, an Orobous
(a snake biting its own tail) on her right wrist, an "om" on the other wrist and a ga-
rland of flowers around her right ankle. Voted #4 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list
in 2001. Voted #4 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list in 2003. Ranked #5 in Stuff ma-
gazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).
Named #6 in FHM's "100 Sexiest
Women in the World 2005" special supplement.
Named #22 in FHM magazine's "100
Sexiest Women in the World 2006" supplement. Favorite sport is Hockey. She's the
1-800-COLLECT girl.
Had 5 albums released in Japan which all went platinum. These
were titled Alyssa, Look In My Heart, Best in the world, Locked In a Dream, and Do
You See Me? Boy, has she grown up, and is still going at age 34.

Birthday's today:
Lauren Petty, Kristy Swanson, Chris Robinson (Black Crowes),
Jennifer Beals, Tim Reid, Reggie White, Zac Foley (EMF), Wendy Miles, Warren Sapp,
Alvin Lee (10 Years After), Cicely Tyson, Limahl (Kajagoogoo), Tom Gugliotta,
Jake "The Snake" Plummer, Elaine Joyce, Robert Urich, Jessica Steen, Janie Fricke,
Al Kaline, John McEuen (Nitty Gritty Dirt Band), Phil Ochs (R.I.P.)

(scroll down to see yesterdays responses)

~Glitter~ Dallas Texas

GLITTER SAYS: Ok, Jonathan here goes. It is so funny you always
catch me at the weirdest moments when I finally read these e-mails
and I just seem to have a weird sense of humour but here goes.

True Story by the way: a husband leaves his wife and for Christmas
b4 kissing her good-bye and leaving the city and her for good gives
her a nicely wrapped CD and she says oh "Thank You" didn't realize
you were even gonna get me anything.

As he leaves she opens the wrapper and the CD is of Journey "Faithfully
Yours". Yea figure that one out. Needless to say they are back together
in the city he left for, and YES you all guessed it, it's me.

Story of my life. Glitter

Sonja Scarborough United Kingdom

SONJA SAYS: It would be Slade, mmm, the masters of
good taste in Christmas songs.

Diane Manchester England

DIANE SAYS: I would give to my 3 teenage children, any
heavy metal CD as payment for me having to endure endless
hours of rap music.

If you can call that music.

Sydney Vain Musician Washington D.C.

SYDNEY SAYS: I'd give my mom ABBEYVAIN-"White Wall
Descent"...because she hates our music.

December 18
Christina Aguilera
The ever so popular singer was born in 1980 on Staten Island in New York. Her parents
divorced when she was young and she lived with her mother, although they moved ar-
ound quite a bit. Christina's goal almost since birth was to be a singer, and at age 12 she
was invited to audition for "MMC" (1989). She wound up getting the part and stayed there
for a few years, until the show ended. In 1999 she had her breakthrough hit, "Genie in a
Bottle". Since then she's made millions of fans, sold millions of records and has won many
awards, including a Grammy for best new female artist. She has even made Latin albums.
Wears bright blue contact lenses, even though her eyes are already naturally blue (albeit a
darker blue). Won a Grammy for "Best New Artist" in February 2000. Made the Top 20 in
FHM Magazine's 100 Sexiest Women in 2001. Voice range is four octaves. Won the 2002
Grammy (best collaboration) with Lil' Kim, Mya, & Pink for her work in the 'Moulin Rouge'
song 'Lady Marmalade'. Co-wrote Kelly Clarkson's hit single, "Miss Independent". Was #1 on
Maxim's Hot 100 of 2003. She was #3 on Maxim's Hot 100 List for 2004. She was named
Glamour's very first Woman of the Year (2004). Ranked #14 - VH1's The 50 Geatest Women
of the Video Era. Us Weekly Young Hollywood Hot 20 list (2005). Named #16 on the Maxim
magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list. Named #27 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005"
special supplement. Named #37 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006"
supplement. Her idol is legendary singer, Etta James.

Birthday's today:
Katie Holmes, Naomi Lang, Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Steve Austin,
Ray Liotta, Trish Status, Steven Spielberg, Kiefer Sutherland, Michael J. Moocock,
Bryan "Chas" Changler (The Animals), Rob Van Dam, DMX, Joe Randa, Barrie Chase,
Bill Nelson (Be Bop Deluxe), Ken Foreman (Thrashing Doves), Leonard Maltin,
Elliott Easton (Steinberg -Cars), Sam Andrew (Big Brother & The Holding Company)

This Q is the last one for 2006:


As a gift, what would be the one CD you would
give as a present to a friend, co-worker , or
family member just to piss them off for fun?

Who and why?

Anna United Kingdom


This sums it up - but for me. 'Killing in the Name Of' by
Rage Against the Machine.

Who to? Several ex-bosses.

The line? 'Fuck you I won't do what you tell me'.


Mercedez London England

MERCEDEZ SAYS: Hi. It would be the High School Musical,
to my friend Tasha because every time she sees the advert
she goes mad!!

She thinks it's ridiculous.

Bridget Harrisonburg Virginia

BRIDGET SAYS: Hello Jonathan. I would buy my boyfriend
Jason the first Spice Girls CD because when he was 12 he
was alledgedly caught dancing to it by a friend at the time. :)

I'm not so sure it would piss him off, but it would be hilarious.

Felicity North London England

FELICITY SAYS: Slayer "Reign in Blood" to anyone really
who doesn't like metal. haha!!!

Theresa (aka Seventies Wild Child) Cincinnati Ohio

THERESA SAYS: Okay Jonathan...here goes:

For Christmas I would love to give the man I broke up with today
the CD "Carnival of Carnage" by ICP. I would especially like the one
song dedicated to him
"Redneck Ho".

I think it kinda goes with the spirit of Christmas and all. You know
that part about
"Bitch use a Ho".

Now, I don't proclaim to be an ICP fan nor a juggalette. I guess I lost
my sense of humor somewhere when I found out he picked up a 'Red-
neck Ho' in a bar last Saturday night because his lil pony could not stay
in the barn. Poor baby.

Anyways, he confronted me today only a few days after his pony got
lose and told me of his undying love and asked me to marry him and
he promises to be commited. What a loser!

So, anyways I have to say this...better to lose a lover than to love a
loser. Have a redneck Christmas...Ho Ho and Ho's.

December 15
Helen Slater
No matter what she does, Helen will always be known as "Supergirl". She was born
Massapequa, Long Island, New York in 1963. The slender 5' 8" beauty was born Helen
Schlater. Appearing in many shows as a child, she attended the New York High School
of Performing Arts, graduating in 1982. Having made her acting debut in the after-sc-
hool special _Amy and the Angel (1982) (TV)_ , co-starring with James Earl Jones and
Matthew Modine - the only film in which she appeared as a brunette - Helen took her
career very seriously. Within months of her graduation, she attended auditions for the
upcoming spin-off of the famous Superman (1978) franchise, Supergirl (1984). Ranked
# 70 on VH1's "100 Greatest Teen Stars". She Co-founded the New York based Theater
group, The Naked Angels with Gina Gershon. She is also a classically trained singer. She
released her first album, titled "One of these Days", in 2003. Released 2nd albumn titled
"Crossword". Another self-penned collection of music recorded live in a studio. This time,
music is more jazz inspired, rather than folk like her debut. Helen was recently reunited
with her "Happy Together" (1990) co-star Patrick Dempsey in an episode from his sitcom
"Grey's Anatomy".

Birthday's today:
Paul Siminon (The Clash, Havana 3AM), Molly Price, Ami Kawai,
Rodney Bingenheimer, Claire Driver, Joe Jordan, Annie Pujol, Garrett Wang, Art Howe,
Viviane Victorette, Dave Clark (Dave Clark 5), Christiana Oliveira, Adriana Esteves,
Cindy Birdsong (The Supremes), Don Johnson, Melanie Chartoff, Carmine Appice,
Mo Vaughn, Sin-Hye Hwang, Teresa May, Marlene & Valerie Assman, Alex Cox

Q of THE WEEK: "MIDDLE ADOLESCENCE� is over today.

Diane Manchester England

DIANE SAYS: Well I'm 42 now, so in another 18 years I'm hoping
to be doing pretty much the same as I'm doing now, that being,
having lots of fun and refusing to grow up. :-)

Kimberly Paradise Valley Arizona

I will be doing the same thing, I hope. =)
You look GREAT!!!!

JONATHAN: Why, thank you Kimberly. :-)

Nicole Cheshire England

NICOLE SAYS: What are you talking about?
I'm gonna be 24 forever!

JONATHAN: Ok Nicole. ;-)

Sharon United Kingdom

SHARON SAYS: Left my husband a year ago...and crimeny...I've
had a year...finding my way through the games of being single...
thats being a teen again...the love and chase game. hahahaha

Not short of admirers...but when you're my age, you know things.

Ps: Wish I knew them when I was a teen.

Mad I know. But it's a journey.


Dianne (R) Phoenix Arizona

DIANNE SAYS: An ex (who's 30) sent me your post about being
60 and mid-adolescence (or whatever you called it).

I can really identify because surely I'm not the only 54 year old
with the Subhumans in my car CD player (or am I??).

Some of us grow up differently, I guess. While much has changed
with age (there's this thing about knowing, even tho I'm still in a
single digit dress size, that a mini skirt may not be the wisest choice,
for instance) but in our hearts we stay the same in so many ways.

I will continue to do what I enjoy, even if that means I go see Sepultura
instead of Yanni. (besides, Paulo is a friend, and I've never met Yanni)
Anyway, I enjoyed what you said.

Must say, you have a beautiful family (wife, son, grandchild...) You rock!!

JONATHAN: Thank you Dianne. Liked your answer.

Monika Musician Spokane Washington

MONIKA SAYS: First off, Jonathan, your right! You do look damn
good for your age!! I'm sure your show is great too.

What do I think I will be like when Im 60? I've got another 20 (or 40
if you concider my wishful age of 21 and holding). Hopin' I'm still rockin'
with the best of em, whether it be here above the dirt, or down in the
dirt with em!!

A musician's life never ends, it just keeps movin' on...and on...and on!!

So 21, 38, or 60...your only as old as you feel, and if the music is still
rockin', thats where I'll be!!

Love Always, Monika

December 14
Marysia Kay
Blonde actress was born in Kilmarnock, Ayrshire, Scotland in 1975. Marysia is
a Scottish actress based in London. She has appeared in several feature films
since she started acting in 2004 including Forest of the Damned, Hardcore and
Xlitherman. Lately she has been working on mobile horror series When Evil Calls,
The Amora Project and several short films. Marysia also has modeled and she
makes music. You can hear her songs at www.myspace.com/marysiakay.

Birthdays today:
Tisha Dabber, Eva Mattes, Tiffany Paul, Dee Wallace Stone,
Craig Biggio, Cliff Williams (AC/DC), Lee Remick, Vicki Michelle, TK Carter,
Spider Satcy (The Pougues), Vijay Amritraj, Bill Buckner, Chelsea Noble, Beth Orton
Michael Ovitz, Patty Duke, Billy Koch, Mike Scott (Waterboys), Lester Bangs (R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: "MIDDLE ADOLESCENCE� is almost over.
Tomorrow is last day. Scroll down for all the answers

Trouble Minneapolis Minnesota

TROUBLE SAYS: Life @ 60? I see myself still living life to the
fullest everyday! Age is just a number. I believe you are only as
old as you feel!

I will still be out there, causing trouble. ;)

I just hope that I am able to pass down the knowledge that I have
learned to the younger generations and that my actions and presence
have made a positive impact on someones life!

Christa (aka Kreepta) Phoenix Arizona

CHRISTA SAYS: At 60, I hope I look and have the energy of like a
lot of women I see or work with.

I admire these women and men that are this age and are still active
and out there going on with their lives. It is GREAT watching them in

Also...I hope I can still manage the mosh pit like I did last weekend at
the Danzig, Asesino concert. I love to attend concerts and handle the
crowd...I think that's what makes me feel young and vibrant.

I hope this helps...and have a great day Mr. JL World.
I love you and your show and your son Russell is awesome. (just like
early morning cartoons for meee) LOL

Marion Maidenhead, Berkshire United Kingdom

MARION SAYS: Dear Jonathan, well, when I'm 60 (if the planet
hasn't killed itself by then), I hope I'm still the same person (though
wiser) and haven't been jaded too much by life.

I hope to be married to my soulmate, have children and grandchildren.
I imagine feeling the way I do now which is 18 years old, though frust-
rated coz my body won't do what I want it to.

I will still be rescuing rabbits and any other helpless furry creature that
I can and I'll still be obsessed with music and dance round my kitchen in
my vest and pants to Madness, Beatles etc.- and dance with my dog.

I hope that's an answer for you...it's quite hard to imagine 24 years on.
You don't look 60. It's a number not you.


Cherry! Salt Lake City Utah

CHERRY! SAYS: 60?? Are you serious?? There is no way, you look
way too hot to be a 60 year old. Must be all the Tatts.

Happy Birthday!!!

JONATHAN: Thanks Cherry, nice way to avoid the question. -lol ;-)

December 13
Amy Lee
The very popular lead singer of Evanescence was born in 1981 in Riverside,
Amy Lynn Lee was born to John and Sara Lee. They moved from
California to Florida to Illinois, and then finally to Arkansas. Amy met young
guitarist Ben Moody at a summer camp in 1994 while playing on the piano.
He was astounded by her talents as a singer and pianist, so he convinced her
to form a band with him. They went through several names, including Childish
Intentions and Stricken, before settling for Evanescence. They were signed by
Big-Wig Enterprises in 2000 and released "origin". Later in 2002, they then got
a record deal with Wind-Up along with former band-mate David Hodges and cr-
eated "Fallen," a 6x platinum selling album, which led to the international suc-
cess that they are today. Is named after the 70s song "Amie".
Band won the
awards for Best New Artist & Best Hard Rock Performance for Bring Me To Life,
at the 2004 Grammy Awards. Her favorite artists are Tori Amos, Nirvana, Mic-
hael Jackson, NIN (Trent Reznor), Bj�rk and Coldplay. When offered a cameo in
the film The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005),
she requested that she play a character who gets killed.

Birthday's today:
Suzie Dunn, Leyna Nguyen, Jamie Foxx, Steve Buscemi, Ted Nugent,
Tom Verlaine, Dick Van Dyke, Wendy Mallick, Lynn-Holly Johnson, Ferguson Jenkins,
Lou Adler, Steve Forbet, Jeff "Skunk" Baxter (Doobie Brothers), Chelsea Hertford,
Christie Clark, Matt LeCroy, Karen Witter, Charles Oakley, Paula Wilcox, Cynthia Khan,

Q of THE WEEK: Continues. Scroll down for all answers

Honey Bane Musician Florida Florida

HONEY SAYS: I am 43, and I know that when I was a teenager that
would have been really old. ha ha

Now 60 would definitely have been well passed the expiration date back

We are so cruel when we are teens, but in all fairness, it's not cruelty
really, its immaturity.

60 just isn't old any more. People are less likely to run out and get blue
rinses like they did when I was a kid. It is all just a state of mind, if we
have good health at 60 then we are laughing because we have that much
more knowledge and can still manage physically, our minds if they stay
healthy don't change, we still feel young, we just get older on the outside,
but our inner beauty never fades, and if we are beautiful on the inside that
beats any beauty on the outside!

I would hope that I would remain healthy enough to not be a burden to my
children, to be able to enjoy more freedom and do more traveling and cont-
inue my creative pursuits.

I would expect to remain very pro-active as regards child abuse and domestic
violence issues, and just to be able to be there for my kids and grandkids when
they need me will always be an honor, no matter how old I get.

I hope you still feel good about yourself Jonathan, remember! Age is just a
number, it does not have to be a nightmare, we just need to be positive and
accept the inevitable. Live for today.

We are Blessed to have had the opportunity to live, do everything to enjoy it.
No matter what the age.

Honey x

JONATHAN: I do Honey. I agree. :-)

Trudy Wales United Kingdom

TRUDY SAYS: Hi bbz. Well, I hope as you are...I'll still be rocking
it out with best of them. :)

Also, being the manager of my son's band, would be awesome. :D


Miss Fortune Reno Nevada

Jonathan, considering that I am 34, and people
cannot decern my age. I hope that 60 will find me in a good way.

Given my industry I think that health and beauty go hand and hand, and
many of my fellow cosmetologists know that transecendance of age is
what our industry thrives upon.

I believe that exibit your age and transform as it comes. Beauty is in a
variety of shades.

Jen (aka Ddevils7daughter) Colorado

JEN SAYS: Good one!! I am getting ready to turn 40 in a few days.

I am no different really than I was when I was 21. Just a little smarter.
At 60, I will be doing the same thing I am now. Age is just a number. I
will never grow old. Party better than the young ones.

Now, just as long as I can keep looking like I am 30. It will all be great.

December 12
Bridget Hall
The 5' 10" top model nicknamed "Wild Child" was born in Springdale, Arkansas,
in 1979. Left school and Texas at age 14 to move to NYC and model with the Ford
Agency. Started modeling at the age of ten. Posed for her first swimsuit calendar
at age 16. She has appeared on over 200 top fashion magazines. Owns her own
company called Bridget Hall Inc. Her mother, Donna Hall, is the president of Bridget
Hall Inc. Bridget is still one of the world's top fashion models today.

Birthday's today:
Jennifer Connelly, Missy Francis, Sheila E, Kirk Cameron, Tatiana,
Mayim Winkleman, Holly Gagnier, Tracy Austin, Dickie Betts (Allman Brothers Band),
Bruce Kuliek (KISS), Mike Pinder (Moody Blues, Clive Bunker (Jethro Tull),
Hank Wiliams III, Neil Pert (Rush), Sheree Wilson, Chris Mullen, Honor Blackman,
Connie Francis, Ana Alice Ortiz, Buford Pusser (R.I.P.), Frank Sinatra (R.I.P.)

ADOLESCENCE� continues
(see yesterday for full question)

Kat Germany

KAT SAYS: Hmm. Usually people ask "where do you see yourself
in 5-10 years". At age 60 (now at 35)??

Probably not where most people see themselves at 60. I'm a kindred
spirit like yourself. I will still be loving music, traveling the world
(hopefully 2nd time retired), creating magic in the garden and in the
kitchen, throwing great parties as always and spending it with the ones
I love!

Could there be more, maybe. Success (to me) is not measured by the
wealth of your pocket book, but the wealth of your soul!

Happy Birthday Friend!

Jane Leicester United Kingdom

JANE SAYS: Hi Jonathan. Well, wow get you 60 and all !! You don't
look it, and what is so cool about you is that you are still doing what
you love...can't take that away from you.

I hope you have a wonderful celebration and just remember 60 is the
new 50's. lol

I will be saying 30 is the new 30's in a couple of years don't worry. I
have already booked my celebration in Vegas baby!!! For a week of
drunken antics. lol

Jane xx

Barbara Scotland United Kingdom

BARBARA SAYS: What will I be doing at the age of 60? Well,
hopefully exactly what Im doing now...only with a wee bit more
time and money to do it.

As I will have won the lottery by then and...and...and....well, a
girl can dream.

Shimmer Alabama

Well, I'm 43 now. I hope that at 60 I have
grandchildren, so that I can teach them to help me garden and
be grateful for their heritige.

I inherited 6 acres of family land and have a goal of turning most
of it into a walk through garden for future generations to enjoy.
Theres alot of history I am now reserching, as my family has now
own this place for 130 years.

I often find myself day dreaming about sitting on the porch with
grandchildren around me. Asking me a million questions about this

I'll still be making handmade jewerly and probably become know as
the strange little old lady with all the cats, from down the road.

Kathaleen Sacramento California

KATHALEEN SAYS: LOL. I love it when you make me think. LOL.

Age 60 the year would be 2031. I would like to be on a beach sipping
my tea and enjoying my life. I hope to be retired from the jewelry
business by then and have my own little shop where I would sell and
make candles incense and bath stuff and delivering my goods in that
flying car they promised us by the year 2000.

I would hope that I would stiil be able to be as active as I am right now
and have the enjoyment in knowing that these are probably my best years.

I would look forward to spending my time doing what I enjoy doing and have
the ability to make it happen.

I wouldn't want to be 60 years old, but 60 years young.


December 11
Samantha Maloney
The former Hole drummer was born in New York City in 1975. The band broke up in
2002. Sam filled in for Motley Crue drummer, Randy Castillo for Motley Crue's Max-
imum Rock 2000 tour. Many Motley Crue fans thought that Maloney did such a good
job on the drums that she was nicknamed Sammy Lee after the Crue's original drum-
mer, Tommy Lee. In 2004 she started her own company for drumming gear called
www.drumsexy.com. It will be interesting if Courtney Love ever puts the band back
together for another go around?

Birthday's today:
Nicki Sixx (Motely Crue), Teri Garr, Lynda Day George, Mos Def,
Donna Mills, Jermaine Jackson, Francisco Rodriquez, Emma Ledden
, Anne Heywood,
Rita Moreno, John Kerry, Yang Song, Tina Gayle, Bess Armstrong,
David Gates (Bread),
Jennifer Capps, Mary Gallagher, Christine Onasis, Nikki Benz,
Ken Wahl, Ejo Elberg,
Brenda Lee, Jay Bell, Rider Strong, Mo"Nique Imes-Jackson,
Dawn Steele, Anita Caprioli


So, I turned 60 in early December. I�m feelin� great.
Anyone who has listened to me on the radio knows
I rock with the best of �em. And, modestly I think
I also look pretty damn good for my age. :-)

So, my question to you is; Picture yourself at age
60. What do you think you will be like, feel like, and
what you will be doing with your life?

*This Q continues from last week and will conclude on Friday.

Tracy Edinburgh Scotland

TRACY SAYS: Well, I'm 39 at the moment but when I reach the
age of 60 I hope I'm a hip granny.

I freak my kids out all the time, when I'm 60 it'll be my grand-
childrens turn to be freaked out.

I reckon that I'll still wear my DM's, mini skirts and fishnet tights
when I go out!!!!!!!!!!

That should freak EVERYONE out!!!!!!
I can't wait!!!
Love to you and your family
Tracy xx

Tina Texarkana Arkansas

TINA SAYS: Oh wow, this is the best one yet! Lets see, I'm 42 now
and still living in my 20's (trust me my kids make issue with this daily!)

Sure I know I'm gonna be 60 one day and I hope I'm still rockin'. Of course
I have to see what the wear and tear of time and the constant gut wrenching
termoil of guiding my three teenage daughters, age 16, 17 and 18, will do to
my mind-set!

My oldest daughter just up and moved to Chicago (never been away from me!)

And, my husband has been in Iraq for two years, so that chips away at my spunk,
but I think keepin' on with the things that shaped me as a person when I was
younger will define me when I'm older! Not to mention help with my sanity.

Age is just a number not an issue! Dont ya think?

JONATHAN: Yes Tina, age is only a number. Although I think the war in
Iraq has turned into a terrible tragedy for our country, I 100% support all
of our troops,
and wish your husband would be back in your arms much
sooner than later. My prayers are with you.

Debby (aka Living Dead Girl) Phoenix Arizona

DEBBY SAYS: Considering I'm already over half way there and I
still get mistaken for the twenty somethings many times, I think
I'll be looking pretty damn good for my age.

I plan on having any sort of work done to myself that I feel I might
need, I exercise a lot, eat well, drink plenty of water, don't smoke
or drink hard alcohol very often.

I am pretty happy in my career so I don't see myself changing anytime
soon. To sum it up, I see myself doing exactly what I want to do and
looking damn good doing it!

Rhonda Nottingham England

RHONDA SAYS: I will have a place in Italy. I will be relaxing by the
pool with my 35 year old toy boy.

Cyndi Bristol Connecticut

CYNDI SAYS: Happy Birthday Jonathan! My answer for the Question
of the week is;
I hope to be just like my Grandmother was and you of
course Jonathan...feeling good and sexy and alive at 60!

At 43 now, I feel great and feel I've taken good care of myself so far
hope to continue!

My Grandmother is 79 and in the convalescent home for 3 years now
with a memory loss due to water on the brain. But right up until she
became sick and had to go there she was the tops and hot and alive!

She told me when she was like 65...that she still did the housework
naked on Saturday mornings.

I was like..."OK Grandma some things people shouldn't see."

She said
"No matter how old you are, there's always 'someone' who wants
to see you"
and then she winked at me.

Ya know...I will never forget that and I will never forget her way and I want
to be that way and think that way
and I live for her now.

She was my strength and my idol and she was so sexy in her day (my real
Grandfather died when my Mother was pregnant),
when she met my Step
She worked across the street as a secretary from where he
worked at the garage .

She got up on the sill in the big picture window dancing with sexy go go boots
on for him!
She wore hot pants to mow the lawn and the kids at school said
"THAT'S your GRANDMOTHER?????" I was so proud of her!

So yes, at 60 I see myself with the same free spirit as I have now, as I have
learned and grown from my Grandmother's life and free spirit as an example.

That life can be cut short all of a sudden, so live now to your fullest and don't
stop and don't take it for granted~!


December 8
Teri Hatcher
Who is the most popular "Desperate Housewive"? Teri Lynn Hatcher hands down. Teri was
born in 1964 in Sunnyvale, California.
She spent her childhood dancing and fishing with her
father. While at Fremont High School, she was captain of the Featherettes, a dance team
which had the look of regular cheerleaders, with the exception of the large head dresses
they would wear. She was voted "Most Likely to Become a Solid Gold Dancer" by her grad-
uating class in 1982. Hatcher studied acting at the American Conservatory Theater in San
Francisco while taking a degree course in mathematics and engineering at De Anza College
in Cupertino, California.
Hatcher went to Hollywood to lend moral support to a friend during
a open casting call. She, however, auditioned and won the role of the singing and dancing
mermaid for the television series, "The Love Boat" (1977). She went on to play Penny Parker,
a ditsy but sweet-hearted struggling actress in "MacGyver" (1985). When that show ended,
she auditioned for and won the role of smart and savvy Lois in "Lois & Clark: The New Adven-
tures of Superman" (1993), saying that she didn't want to be stuck with the pretty airhead
image she had acquired as Penny.#3 of Sci-Fi's Sexy 50, by Femme Fatales magazine (1997).
Screen-tested for the part of Jamie Buchman in "Mad About You" (1992), opposite Paul Reiser.
Lost the part to Helen Hunt. Received the "World Actress Award" at the 2005 Women's World
Awards in Leipzig, Germany. Clairol has signed her to a multi-year contract to be the Nice 'n
Easy haircolor spokesperson. Named #10 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World
2006" supplement.

Birthday's today:
Sinead O'Conner, Ann Coulter, Butch Vig, Kim Basinger
Gregg Allman, Rick Baker, Nick Nolte, Junkie XL, Geoff Hurst, Mike Mussina,
Roy Firestone, Dan Hartman, Mary Waronov, David Carradine, Belinda Belaski,
Bobby Elliot (The Hollies), Warren Cuccurullo (Missing Persons), Jenny Linden,
Sam Kinison (R.I.P.), Jim Morrison Doors R.I.P.), Flip Wilson (R.I.P.)

(Scroll down to Monday December 4th for all this weeks answers)

*Due to response-this Q will continue on Monday December 11

Ramona Hope, British Columbia Canada

RAMONA SAYS: I'll be 60 in 20 years. I'll probably be caring for my
ailing husband because he is 11 years older than me.

I hope to be surrounded by a lot of grandchildren and living comfortably
cashing in on my RRSP. [registered retirement saving's plan]

Rockin Kimmie Roo Phoenix Arizona

KIMMIE SAYS: Oh Shit-- that's a scary question. I wish we were
guaranteed our next breath!

Sooo let's see-- if I make it to 60- I hope I make it to 69! lol

Just kidding! Ummm I hope to be rockin' my weary bones out til I
can't walk anymore! I certainly hope I don't follow in my my mothers
foot steps and remain a single old woman-- but-- that might just be
my fate!! lol

I wanna be as KEWL and good looking as U are when I am 60! Although--
U know-- my mom looks pretty young for her age-- soo if I do remain a
single old woman-- at least I won't look my age!! lol

But what good is that gonna do me huh? I hope by age 60 I will have made
a big difference in somebody's life. I hope I am ROCKIN the world like Mick
Jagger and and some of those other old farts !!

Who says U gotta be in your 20's to make music FUN!! NOT ME!! The older
the better-- and the wiser-- we are!

Let me go have another cocktail and think about this one some more!~ lol
U'r fun Jonathan-- I hope to be just like that- FUN FUN FUN!~

Tori South London England

TORI SAYS: Hiya. Well, when I'm 60 I still hope to look reasonably
good for my age, still living my life to the fullest and hopefully still
having all my vital bits intact!

Marie (aka ~`Reezie`~) Atlanta Georgia

Jonathan you certainly do know how to rock on
your show!

Well, I am 43 and I still feel like I am 25, so I would guess by the
time I am 60 I will still feel 40...lol

My family has been blessed with youthful genes so I am told. Just
like my mother 64 and grandmother at 81 are still doing today what
they have done all their lives, I will still be rock-in, shopping, drinking
and dinning, dancing and whatever else I love doing now!

Hell I am already a sexy grandmother, so I will probably be a sexy
great grandma at 60!

:) You can't change a young heart!

December 7
Nicole Appleton
Nicole Marie Appleton, a member of pop group All Saints was born in Hamilton,
Ontario, Canada in 1974. Sister of Natalie Appleton. Aunt to Rachel Appleton.
At one time was engaged to Robbie Williams. Her first child, a son, Gene Appleton
Gallagher with boyfriend Oasis lead singer Liam Gallagher was born weighing six
pounds three ounces July 1, 2001. Personal quote; "I find intelligence sexy. I find
a sense of humour sexy. I find sensitivity sexy." Has appeared as herself and with
All Saints on "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross", "V Graham Norton", "Brit Awards
2001", Saturday Night Live", "Tops of the POPs", and many other shows.

Birthday's Today:
Aaron Carter, Larry Bird, C Thomas Howell, Tom Waits,
Anne Somers, Tino Martinez, Duncan Miller, Priscilla Barnes, Gary Morris,
Johnny Bench, Ellen Burstyn, Arisa Cox, Mike Nolan (Bucks Fizz), Julie Halston,
Jennifer Carpenter, Shari Appleby, Barbara Weathers (Atlantic Star), Kristi Albers,
Helen Gurley Brown (R.I.P.), Harry Chapin (R.I.P.), Eli Wallach (R.I.P.)


Star (aka *GRAB*THESE*HIPS*) Chandler Arizona

STAR SAYS: I honestly believe in the saying - you're only as old as
you feel/live.

And, I plan living an outgoing and spontaneous life. I can honestly say
when I get to that "older age" of 40+ I can say that I will/have lived an
eventful life and I am happy.

I'll still be going to concerts, road trips are a must and hell who knows
have a few kids, grandchildren following in my footsteps.

I plan on excelling in my graphic design business and pursuing my traveling
life as well.

I can definitely say my life wasn't wasted but embraced every moment of
the way.

Theresa (aka Seventies Wild Child) Cincinnati Ohio

THERESA SAYS: When I get to 60 I will be the same person I am
right now. I think it's all about your spirit.

If you live big and encompass positive people in your circle I think
that keeps you young. Being able to laugh keeps you young too.

The BIG 60 is just a number, it's all in your mind where you will be.

JONATHAN: BTW...Theresa and I share the same birthdate.

Nikki (aka Myspace Addict) Fresno California

NIKKI SAYS: Jonathan!!! You're a guy!! It's different for men.

Here's what I WON'T be doing...

(if I EVEN LIVE to be 60...and believe me...working in this business
is stressful enough to put ANYBODY in an early grave.)

1. Baking cookies.
2. Knitting
3. Going to get my hair dyed some random shade of silver blue.

I'll probably still listen to loud music and be a smartass. My grand-
children will think I'm cool. My kids will think I'm crazy.

I'll probably take my grandchildren to rock shows and make them get
in the pit...it's a rite of passage.

Other than that...I don't know...maybe I'll write a book about all the sex
I never had that I thought I wanted in my younger days.

On second thought...none of that will probably apply at all. I'll probably still
be alone...and I won't even be able to be a cat lady...I'm f*ckin' allergic.

Thanks for bringin' me down, man.

JONATHAN: Nik, you are right. Men and women are different. You are the
first person to bring that up. Sorry, didn't mean to bring you down, but a
great response though. ;-)

Jennine (Jim Norton on her left) (aka Wacmagnet) Phoenix Arizona

Yeah, I have to agree with Alex...you DO NOT
look 60...you look FAB!!!

As for me, I'm 37, so 60 is (well not really around the corner,
huh?...lol), PLUS, I've dodged MANY bullets in life already so the
universe must need me here, who knows?

Let's just put it this way, I'm 37 and just started a Myspace page!!!!!
I'll always be rockin' just like you. I think you're my new hero!!!!

Jennine~ xoxoxoxoxoxo

Thank you Jennine. "Hero" (blushing)

December 6
Janine Turner
Should be a familiar face. Janine who was born in Lincoln, Nebraska in 1962 has been in
tons of television shows and movies. In 1995 she played 'Maggie O'Connell' on "Northern
Exposure", and played ' Dr. Dana Stowe' on "Strong Medicine" in 2002.
A cheer leading
beauty into her teens, she moved with her mother to study at New York's Professional
Children's School and was lucky enough to be picked up by the famed Wilhelmina Agency
as a model (at 15 she was the youngest at the time to ever be signed). After some com-
mercial work, however, she returned to school in Texas and happened by chance to find
some minor work on various episodes of "Dallas" (1978). Was engaged to Alec Baldwin in
1983. Spokeswoman for "Restasis", eye drops for increasing tear production in 2004.

Birthday's today:
Gina Wild, Steven Wright, Peter Buck (R.E.M.), Will Shriner,
Kevin Appier, Chelsea Brown, Chris Stamey, JoBeth Williams, Lindsay Price,
Spanky Marcus, Thomas Hulce, Nick Bockwinkle, Kylie Wylde, Lisa Rotondi,
Elisabeth Lanz, Larry Bowa, Rick B utler (The Jam), Gina Hecht, Noel Clarke,
Edward Tudor-Pole, Charlene Miller, Ruben Sierra, Randy Rhoades (Ozzy R.I.P.)

(scroll down to Monday December 4th for full Q)

Dinah Cancer Singer 45 Grave Los Angeles California

DINAH SAYS: I'm 46 and not going to change. I look great for
my age and I'm not slowing down.

Young spirit.
So at 60, the same.

I lived a full life. Not stopping my music.
I'll be dressing in black
and dyeing my hair.

I'm dead so I don't age.

JONATHAN: Dinah, I've seen you perform, you ain't dead yet.
Far from it!

Vicki Obsidian United Kingdom

Yeah I'd noticed it was your birthday soon honey.
Happy birthday when it comes! So your a fun loving outgoing Sagitarius
are you? That figures.

Well, let's see...when I reach 60 years old, after spending most of my
life slogging my guts out in the pharmacy business for 50 hours a week
and then spending most of my weekends up all night partying.

I really hope I'll find it within me to eventually calm down and i'll retire
to a small, thatched, white cottage in Cornwall with ivy round the door
and a beautiful apple orchard outside with a view of the sea!

I'll get up every morning and feed my cat, and the horses, have some
coffee then take the dogs for a long walk along the beach. I'd probably
spend most of the rest of my days reading in dusty old book shops and
painting and riding my horses, though i also love to travel so that would
have to be a large part of my life too, if I have enough money that is!

It's a rather romantic, idealistic look and my life in the future and probably
the opposite to how my life will actually turn out.

But, hey I can dream can't I?

Anyway, all my love on your birthday honey!
Vicki Xxxx

JONATHAN: Thanks Vicki. ;-)

Dana Cologne/K�ln, Germany

DANA SAYS: I am only half your age, I turn 30 in a few months.

Looking back to the age of the early twenties, I thought I learned
already so much in the hard-life dept. that I know more than other
people at my age.

And nowadays, only a couple of years later, there were so many things
I had to learn again, experiences I had, options I had to refuse etc. etc.
that it shows you never stop changing.

And now I imagine adding another 30 years of experiences to it. I think I
would do all I can that younger ones could profit from what I know and
what I have learned.

You change so much in life, I am curious how I will be at the age of 60.
Only a couple of years ago I couldn�t even think about some changes that
happened in my life right now.

I think I am still under construction, and hope you will be around for the next
30-years, Jon, that I will be able to answer you the question while looking back.

JONATHAN: Well Dana, I would love to be around 30-years from now-but that
would put me at 90. Hmmm. Good thought though. lol

Tamera Internet DJ Memphis Tennessee

I just turned 40 in November. No one really believes
me, and I keep getting told I look anywhere from 25-35. So, I hope I
look like I do now when I'm 60!!!

I'm sure I'll still be feeling like I do now...with my fingers! ;)

Seriously, I refuse to entirely grow up. Gotta stay young at heart and
live every day like it's your last. And that's what I intend to do...even
when I'm 60!

Great "Q", Jonathan...but then you always do!!! And yes, YES you do still
look damn good!!! Keep rockin' and doin what ya do!!!

Take Care,
Tamera xxx

JONATHAN: Aww...thanks T. :-)

December 5
Amy Acker
She plays 'Kelly Peyton' on the popular television series "Alias". Amy was born
in Dallas, Texas in 1976
and also raised in Dallas, Texas. Amy is the daughter of a
lawyer and a housewife. An acting major at Southern Methodist University, Amy
acted in several college theater productions. Upon graduation she worked in Wis-
consin and New York before winning the role of "Fred" on "Angel" (1999). She stu-
died ballet, modern and jazz for 13 years before moving onto acting. Starting with
the season five episode, "S.O.S.", she was promoted from guest star to series reg-
ular on "Alias" (2001), and appeared in the opening credits until the series ended.

Birthday's today:
Nick Stahl, John Cale, Doctor Dre, Lisa Marie, Morgan Freeman,
Art Monk, Yuriko Tuchizakai, Donna Rose, Frankie Muniz, Angela Shelton, Leila Tong,
Larry Zbyszko, Morgan Brittany, Little Richard, Johnny Rezeznik (Goo Goo Dolls), Me
Jim Plunkett, Adrian Street, Heather Luttrell, Joan Didion, Tom Ferguson, Arisa Mizuki,
Rebecca Wright, Adam Howarth, Jennifer Newman, Margaret Cho, Otto Preminger (R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: Please scroll down to yesterday

Sydney Vain Musician Washington D.C.

SYDNEY SAYS: Well, if I haven't accomplished what I came into
this world for by that age, I will probably be dead.

Otherwise, I will sit back and relax.

Jules United Kingdom

JULES SAYS: I hope at the age of 60 I will be debt free, had a
successful career as an interior designer.

I would like to know that I have seen my daughters grow up into
beautiful and equally sucessful women, whatever career path they
choose to take.

I would also like to be moderatly famous for my disgusting blog on

Celia Reading England

CELIA SAYS: Ahha you! Well, I'll be 54 and an ear's whisker. So,
I know i will be going to gigs in London and locally, behaving like
a lamb dressed and acting like mutton.

Probably still looking after children, if not other people's then my
daughter's. Hurry up Lydia!

Still will be studying art history as you're never too old to learn, right?

A7X rock for eternity. Cheers, Cx

Keren Stroud, Gloucestershire United Kingdom

KEREN SAYS: I wana grow old disgracefully!!!!! U seen the film

I wana be like that gran...doing snowboarding an sports.
I dont wana
get old!

I hope I will still be into my rock and still wana go to gigs.
embarass the gran kids.

Hopefully I wud have found someone to keep me company too, but at the
moment I'm living each day as it comes, so trying not to plan too far ahead.

Just wana enjoy life, and all it throws at me!

C-Rod Charlottesville Virginia

C-ROD SAYS: I'll be kicked back on a beach in FL in a little drinking
town with a fishing problem. A rum and coke in one hand a nice size
doobie in the other, just chilling, watching waves roll in...wha...hu...
oh time to wake up?

Ok, I'll probably be about the same as I am now, with a few more grey
hairs and winkles. Working some crappy job for almost enough to get by.
Once a year I'll manage to go to a concert by an old favorite and every
year I'll feel it more and more the day after.

Wow that sucked, I'm going back to dreamworld now!

December 4
Tyra Banks
Supermodel was born in Los Angeles in 1973. Grew up in Inglewood, California. Was
accepted at UCLA and USC. Signed with Elite Model Management her senior year of
high school. Named one of the "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" by people mag-
azine (1994). Took Second Place by the readers of Black Men Magazine for "The 10
Sexiest Women of the Year" (2000). Chosen by People (USA) magazine as one of the
most beautiful people in the world (1996). First African American model to appear on
the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition.
Started a singing career with the song
"Shake Ya Body", introduced on her show "America's Next Top Model" (2003). Ranked
54 on VH1's 100 Hottest Hotties. She and Naomi Campbell reconciled on her talk show,
"The Tyra Banks Show" (2005).Her first name is an old Danish name, originally from the
vikings. Is allergic to dogs. CEO of her own company TYInc.

Birthday's today:
Casssandra Wilson, Jay-Z, Nikki Tyler, Jeff Bridges, Tricia Yen,
Bernard King, Anke Huber, Pamela Stephenson, Chris Hillman, Lindsey Felton,
Tze-Kin Cheng, Freddy Cannon, "Southside" Johnny Lyon, Corliss Williamson,
Gary Rossington (Rossington-Collins Band), Dennis Wilson (Beach Boys R.I.P.)


So, I turn 60 early December. I�m feelin� great.
Anyone who has listened to me on the radio knows
I rock with the best of �em. And, modestly I think
I also look pretty damn good for my age. :-)

So, my question to you is; Picture yourself at age
60. What do you think you will be like, feel like, and
what you will be doing with your life?

*I will NOT print your current age-unless you specifically put it in your response.

Anna United Kingdom

Thanks for giving a rats arse what I might think and
I'm going to tell you the truth honey.

I don't think I'll be here and I truley believe that. If I do it will be a
fucking miracle. Urring on the side of good luck I'll go with living in
Phuket, playing pool at the rock bar and listenening STILL to the rock
anthems, old and new.

If ain't broke........! Anna x

*jOdi* sTaR* Seattle Washington

JODI SAYS: I already know. I will be rockin at 60. I will have
tattoos all over and still kickin' it like I do now.

I will probably have kids and be with my metal boyfriend still. I will
most likely be in a beach town in either California, Mexico or Puerto
Rico. :)

And I will hopefully have made a name for myself and own a little
restaurant, bar or cafe. I will be active and love my life, just like I do
now. :)

mwah ~the Star

Alex Falkirk Scotland

ALEX SAYS: Wow Jonathan, I sure would never have placed
you as old as 60. You are looking fab hun. (Thx-JL)

Well, I'm a great believer of you only ever being as old as you
feel. In my case I'm also told I don't look as old as I actually am,
as I turn 40 in February, but still very much have the mind of a
clubbing 20-year old babe, lol.

The trick is not to allow society to tell you what age you are, so
again I expect I will still be giving those teenage clubbers a run
for their money when I turn 60.

Well done Jonathan, leave the rocking chair for the old guys, for
the only rocking you will be doing for ever more is on the radio

Luv, Alex. xxx

Bexy United Kingdom

I Think I will feel the same, as I still feel and act like
a teenager.

I have already decided that I am gonna live to be 100, so @ 60 I
will be thinking just past the halfway marker. Whether or not I will
know anyone by then or myself would be the only thing that could be
a downfall.

I have to walk back into a room sometimes to jog my memory for the
reason why I left it. LOL.

I think me and my sister will probably be still wearing trainers and baseball
caps and doing the neighbours heads in with our loud music (that will be even
louder due to the damage we have caused our ears by listening to it so loud now).

Don't worry 'bout the 100 candles on the cake. Could be a bit pricey. LOL XXX

Mady (aka Rock Goddess) Chandler Arizona

I think I am going to be a very cool grandmother,
traveling alot and look like I'm 40. Oh yeah...and still be jamming