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June 24-July 3
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I need a brain drain!


Well folks, since November 2004, everday I have been maintaining this
page and website each and every day. I admit, I am tired (as you can
see in the above photo).

I just need a break. But, although this particular page is going to take a
snooze until July 3rd, I will continue to maintain the rest of the sight. I
will change a few things, absolutely be posting my radio show playlists
on Saturday and Sunday. So I will be just taking it easy.

I would appreciate you going back in time and catch up on past months
featuring the Q of THE WEEK. Just go to the ARCHIVES page.

I will be catching up on your e-mails, continuing to wish people Happy
Birthday's and sending personal comments.

A few days before July 3rd I will be posting and personally sending to many
of you the next Q of THE WEEK.

Ok, I think I'll go take another nap. ;-)

Cheers,
Jonathan



June 23
Emmanuelle Vaugier
The 5' 61/2" actress was born in 1976 in Vancouver, British Columbia,
Canada. Has played a doctor on both the WB's 'Charmed' and 'Smallville'.
Is of French ancestry and grew up in a French-speaking home. Resides
primarily in Los Angeles, where she works, but also has a home in her
hometown of Vancouver, British Columbia. Last name is pronounced
Vor-she-aye/Vor-shaye. "I like animals, I really do, but some animals
are just meant to be ate." Has appeared on "Monk", and as Mia on "Two
And A Half Men" in many episodes. Has been in over 50 TV appearances
on so many familar shows.

Birthday's today:
Frances McDormand, Tanya Henley, Selma Blair, Ted Shackelford,
Jason Mraz, Vanessa Saba, Adam Faith, Joey Allen (Warrant), Richard Coles (Communards),
Dawn Whiteham, Paul Goddard (Atlanta Rhythm Section), Bert Convy, Mark Drillich,
Stuart Sutcliffe (Beatles), Berend Boudewijn, Art Modell, Diana Trask, Isabella Leung,
Joss Whedon, Lee John, Sally Geeson, Wilma Rudolf, Morgan Kelly, Bob Fosse (R.I.P.)

OPEN FORUM ENDS.


Lamia Cross Vocalist Paris France
www.myspace.com/melamia
www.lamia-cross.com

LAMIA SAYS: Hi Jonathan !!! I hope you are doing well.

I am in a class of "how to use" the Network on french show biz....since
last week....3 days/week 9:30am-5pm a full time schedul...but it will
end this friday.


I am in a groupe of 7 peoples. there are, a journalist, movie producer,
accountant, secreatry, theater cordinator, out door activities instructeur
and me.

We have learned how we present our own project to a friend of friend of
friend.. seeking to reach to someone who can connect to the person who
could maybe need a person like us (we have different interests and needs) .


It's like MySpace , a little bit different but it's from the same base. Networking.


Thank you so much for making such chance to be seen by many people !!!!



June 22
Meryl Streep
Born in Summit, New Jersey in 1949, she is considered by many movie
reviewers to be the greatest living film actress, Meryl Streep has been
nominated for the Academy Award an astonishing 13 times, and has
won it twice.Named Best Modern Actress in an Entertainment Weekly
on-line poll, substantially beating out runner-up Michelle Pfeiffer in Sept-
ember 1999. Ranked #24 in Empire (UK) magazine's "The Top 100 Movie
Stars of All Time" list (October 1997). Married with 4 children: Henry, Mary
Willa, Grace, Louisa. Before making it big, she was a waitress at The Hotel
Somerset in Somerville, New Jersey. Was a cheerleader and homecoming
queen in high school. Educated at Yale University. Studied Drama. She left
her just-claimed Oscar for Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) on the back of a toilet
during the 1979 festivities. Received her own star on the Hollywood Walk of
Fame on September 16, 1998). Her performance as Sophie Zawistowska in
"Sophie's Choice" (1982) is ranked #3 on Premiere Magazine's 100 Greatest
Performances of All Time (2006).


Birthday's today:
Kris Kristofferson, Cyndi Lauper, Bobby Gillespie (Primal Scream),
Todd Rundgren, Peter Asher (Peter and Gordon), Paula Irvine, Ed Bradley, Carson Daly,
Schooly-D, Chris Lemmon, Mike Edwards (Jesus Jones), Bruce Campbell, Tracy Pollen,
Derek Forbes (Simple Minds), Lindsay Wagner, Don Henley (Eagles), David Lander,
Howard Kaylan (Turtles/Flo & Eddie), "Pistol" Pete Maravich (R.I.P.), Freddie Prinze (R.I.P.)

OPEN FORUM WEEK still happening:
It's all about what
you to say or promote.



Amanda Phoenix Arizona
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

AMANDA SAYS:
Hey you have great taste in Music.

Hey I noticed that you are a friend of H.I.M. which means that you
know good music! If you want to hear another killer band then check
out my friends band Vayden! They don't sound anything like H.I.M.
but they still rock! If you like good music then check them out.

Check out "Fallen" or "Anthem of the Used". Those are my favorites
.

JONATHAN:
Amanda, I don't know H.I.M. personally. I just enjoy their
music and play them a lot, which I guess you've heard them on my shows.
Oh, please get a URL for your myspace. It's easy ;-)



Actors or models-welcome
www.myspace.com/castingyou

LESLIE SAYS: Hi, I see your profile mentions Jessica Alba,
there is a post for her new movie in group castingyou on myspace.


Please feel free to add yourself to Group CastingYOU as well
(if you already have not) - so you may post your Photo/Resume,

or mention any current Production on the Bulletin Board

Over 12 thousand Group Members aaaand growing fast!



Stefer Feffer Pittsburg California
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

STEFER SAYS: Why is love so confusing? We want it so badly,
but once we have it we question it. We doubt it. We wonder if
we made the right choice and if not, will we miss the one God
intended for us.

We are all so scared of spending a lifetime with someone only
to find out it was the wrong one, or to get rejected.


I'll just blame my childhood. It's easier that way.

JONATHAN:
Stef, very deep stuff.


Joe Tempe Arizona
from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

JOE SAYS:
What's up Jonathan? Are you living back in the valley now?

I figure if you have a show on KUPD you must be. I sooo miss the Q.

When I win the powerball, I'm going to buy my own radio station and
give you free rein. Word!

JONATHAN:
Yes Joe I am back in this godforsaken heat.
You win the powerball, you'd do that for me. Cool. ;-)



June 21
Juliette Lewis
Juliette, born in Los Angeles in 1973 is recognized as one of Hollywood's
most talented and versatile actors of her generation. She first stunned
audiences and critics alike with her Oscar-nominated performance as
'Danielle Bowden' in Cape Fear (1991). Dropped out of high school just
three weeks after starting. Legally emancipated from her parents at age
14.
Chosen by Empire magazine as one of the 100 Sexiest Stars in film
history (#75) in 1995.
Played a suicidal mental patient in the music video
for the Melissa Etheridge song "Come to my Window." Lewis' erratic be-
havior frightened the director to the point where he yelled "Cut!" several
unnecessary times for fear that Lewis had truly suffered a mental/emotion-
al breakdown. Fronts a rock band called "Juliette and the Licks" which toured
on Van's Warped Tour in 2004. Will always be known for her roles in "Natural
Born Killers" and "Dusk Till Dawn"-both cult film classics.

Birthday's today:
William Of Wales, Nils Lofgren, Kip Winger (Winger/Alice Cooper),
Joe Flaherty, Joey Kramer (Aerosmith), Sammi Davis, Nan Woods, Nicole Stevenson,
Anne Kirkbridge, Tom Chambers, Kathy Mattea, Michael Dolan, Ray Davies (Kinks),
Mark Brzezicki (Big Country), Michael Gross, Leo Sayers, Meredith Baxter, Ron Ely,
Brenda Holloway, Bernie Kopell, Derrick Coleman, Robert Pastorelli (R.I.P.)

OPEN FORUM WEEK Continues:
Anything you want to say is alright with me -lol


Holly (aka anrgirl) Nashville Tennessee
www.myspace.com/ilsistema


HOLLY SAYS:
Hmmmm....debating...should I use my one pass on open
forum week to vent about a band that I put 3 years of a lot of hard work,
resources and money into. In that time got them a $250k record deal with
a major record label, they make a record with mega multi platinum producer,
they get dropped from major label, I stick by them...resuscitate the situation
by putting their record out myself and generating a story out of their home-
town.

Then bring in indie radio staff to help take it to the next level... band gets
pressured by independent radio staff who originally partnered with me for
my expertise but then out of nowhere decide that they know it all about
managment and want control over the whole situation so pulls some conniving
moves to make me look like I am the wrong one when in fact I am protecting
said band's best interests.

Then the band fires me after being told they will lose the $25k indie label deal
that the above mentioned indie radio staff has brought to the table. The ironic
thing about it is that deal then went away. So all of the drama was for nothing.

The band is still convinced that they are going to blow up and that the indie radio
staff is the best thing for them since they are getting airplay (3 weeks of plateau
spins, no new adds, and 60% overnight play)....no set up of product happening,
no connecting of dots, no touring, etc. Now I hear that the major who dropped
them may re sign them.

Thank goodness I still have paperwork with them in the event that the long shot
comes true eh????


Or, should I promote the fact that I am having a blast with my new project
Que and additionally about to begin a new music business venture in addition
to my executive producing and artist development???

Stay tuned at www.myspace.com/ilsistema ! Holly Hutchison aka anrgirl


JONATHAN: Holly, I let you do both. Why not?


Brian 50ftMonster (Catherine Wheel) United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/50ftmonster

BRIAN SAYS:
Jonathan, thanks for your continued support!

JONATHAN:
My pleasure Brian, just keep mailing me those
great songs.



Debby Mortician Phoenix Arizona
www.myspace.com/phoenixlivingdeadgirl


DEBBY SAYS:
Bring the boys back home.
Bring the boys back home.
Don't leave the children on their own, no, no.
Bring the boys back home.



White Demons Phoenix Arizona
www.myspace.com/whitedemons


WHITE DEMONS SAYS:
Jonathan, Great show last night! Really enjoyed
the new songs from the New York Dolls and Towers of London and thank
you for spinning our new track "In the Flesh, it sounded HUGE!

Let me know if you would like a few copies for your giveaway packs and
I'll send them out.

Cheers, Art

Ps- The CD is now available online at www.sonicswirlrecords.com and
Zia Records will have it in stores next week in all 8 locations, including Tucson.



Clinton Franklin Georgia
www.myspace.com/groggin


CLINTON SAYS:
You should go check out this myspace site. You can grab
games and flash movies etc and put them into your myspace profile.

Or you can just meet other cool people and play games online.
Check it out!! MyArcadeSpace.net


JONATHAN:
I did Clinton. Not my bag...but I'm sure there are others
that will enjoy the site. Thanks.



June 20
Nicole Kidman
Elegant redhead Nicole Kidman, known as one of Hollywood's top Australian imports,
was actually born in Honolulu, Hawaii in 1967 to Anthony (a biochemist and clinical
psychologist) and Janelle (a nursing instructor) Kidman.
She dropped out of high
school to pursue acting full-time. She broke into movies at age 16, landing a role in
the Australian holiday favorite Bush Christmas (1983). That appearance touched off
a flurry of film and TV offers, including a lead in BMX Bandits (1983) and a turn as a
schoolgirl-turned- protester in the miniseries "Vietnam" (1987) (mini) (for which she
won her first Australian Film Institute Award). With the help of an American agent,
she eventually made her US debut opposite Sam Neill in the at-sea thriller Dead Calm
(1989). No need to run through all the films she's been in, you are aware of most of
them. Chosen by People Magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World
(1999).Ranked #31 in Premiere's 2003 annual Power 100 List. Had ranked #83 in 2002.
Ranked as #69 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement.


Birthday's today:
Anne Murray, Michelle Reis, Danny Aiello, Terry Funk, Butch Patrick,
Lionel Richie, John Taylor (Duran Duran), Michael Coebett, Rodney Rogers, Candy Clark,
Twiggy Ramirez (Marilyn Manson), Andre Watts, Synde Vogel, John Goodman,
Martin Landau, Cherrie Ying, Judeth Cahen, Peter Gordon, Michael Landon Jr.

OPEN FORUM WEEK: It's all about you.
Say whatever you would like to.


Silver United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/silverose65

SILVER SAYS:
Today I watched my son get his lip pierced,
following that on the spur of the moment, I got my belly
button pierced. How brave am I?

My son, who was shocked that I'd do it, paid for it to be done,
he said it was an early birthday present.


He he he, Silverose xx

JONATHAN: What a great son you have Silver.



Gabrielle Andersen Model London England
www.myspace.com/gabrielleandersen


GABRIELLE SAYS:
Hey Jonathan How are you doing?
Long time no see no hear.

We've just come back from Gdansk. Poland.... and have done a
massive photo shoot - over 2500 images - for our new projects.


We've been comissioned to do a big exhibition in the new Digital
Arts Centre. So, we are working hard to get the best new photo
projects for it.
Have you seen some of our new images?

Have a look at our profiles on city events

www.cityevents.tv/danielmiller or www.cityevents.tv/gabrielleand

Let us know what you think.
Would you like us to do a photoshoot for
your radio station? Or, to work on some images that you've got digitally?


If so do let us know. It wil be our pleasure to contribute!

Keep cool. And we look forward to hearing from you......

Best regards,
Gabrielle and Daniel
Miller Andersen Associates

JONATHAN:
I love what you and Daniel do Gabrielle. We'll see if
I can come up with some idea's. So, thank you so much for your
offer.




June 19
Paula Abdul
The talented and controversial Paula was born in 1962 in the San Fernando
Valley, California.
She began taking dance lessons when she was eight. She
attended Van Nuys High School, where she was senior class president and
head cheerleader. After graduating in 1980, she started college at Cal State
-Northridge, majoring in TV and radio. After joining the L.A. Lakers cheerleaders,
she became head cheerleader/choreographer after only a few months, eventually
dropping out of college to dance and choreograph full-time. She was recruited by
The Jacksons to choreograph their 1984 "Torture" video, the first in a long list of
videos and movies she would choreograph. She branched out into singing with her
first CD, "Forever Your Girl", which had lackluster sales until the single "Straight Up"
exploded onto the charts in December 1988 and she has been a very popular singer
/dancer ever since, enhanced by her stint as a judge on the hit series "American Idol:
The Search for a Superstar" since 2002. Has a star on Hollywood Bld.


Birthday's today:
Mia Sara, Kathleen Turner, Patti Rizzo, Simon Wright (AC/DC),
Elaine "Spanky" McFarland, Megan Fox, Larry Dunn (Earth Wind and Fire), D-Nice,
Dirk Nowitski, Jennifer Siebel, Jos Brink, Samuel West, Tommy Devito (Four Seasons),
Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney, Rachel Klein, Gena Rowlands, Constance Forslund,
Daria Nocolodi, Scott Stles, Salman Rushdie, Kelly Reno, Mark DeBarge (DeBarge)


OPEN FORUM WEEK: Your turn to say

anything that you want to see in print.

Promote what you do if you want.

Have fun with it,
be serious, whatever you want.


Gail (aka Would You Like To Tickle Me Fanc-E)
Richton Park Illinois
www.myspace.com/bby25005

GAIL SAYS:
Guys effing suck, they need midol.


^*^MG^*^ Peoria Arizona
www.myspace.com/raevynwitch

MG SAYS: JL!!!! What's up man? I am seizing my moment to pimp
out my, and my boyfriend's fledgling business DaMaGe Industries.


We "obliterate the mundane" by making unique custom chainmaille
items and home decor items. Jewelry, decorative bottles, frames,
crosses, and soon decorative mirrors. We also have a custom order
form for those who have their own unique ideas and would like us to
create them.


Check us out at www.dmgind.com OR visit us on Myspace at
www.myspace.com/damageind


THANX! ^*^MG^*^



Tamera (aka T...sweeT) Kansas City Kansas
www.myspace.com/ladyl33ta


TAMERA SAYS:
oooooooooooooo!!!!
This seems like a perfect opportunity for me tell everyone
about Mixposure!!!


Over 20,000 Members strong, this OMD (online music distribution)
site was born just about a year-year and a half ago and continues
to grow daily!!!


I joined in November 2005 as just a fan and listener. What I found
was a plethora of unsigned, talented, indpendent artists!!! ALL joining
to "hear the world" and to "let the world hear you"!!!


In a short amount of time, I became a moderator (now a SUPERMOD!),
a Review Crew member, the hostess of the Pop Spotlight Page, and
creating some of my own tracks (ladyl33ta).

Nothing quite as spectacular as other artists found there, but fun and
gratifying all the same! I also am the keeper of the Arena Battles!!!
Each week, we have 2 bands/artists go head to head in a battle that
gets them an award on their songpage!!!


In trying to keep this short 'n sweet, all I can say is that Mixposure is
definatley worth checking out! If you're a band or artist, sign up! We don't
bite! ;) If you just appreciate great music and want to hear something you'll
not hear anywhere else, stop by for a listen!!! We welcome everyone to
our community!!!


Cheers Jonathan!!! And thanks!!! xxx

Ps...be sure to stop by the forums and say hi in the introduce yourself thread!
Would love to hear any thoughts, comments or feedback anyone reading this
might have!!!



June 18
Isabella Rossellini
The well liked and respected actress was born in Rome, Italy in 1952.
Virtually identical to her mother, Ingrid Bergman, but surprisingly was
never given the opportunity to portray her mother in a biographical film.
The closest she came was with an eerily accurate spoof of Ilsa Lund in an
episode of "Tales from the Crypt" (1989). Sister of Pia Lindström. Chosen
by People magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the world
(1990). Chosen by Empire magazine as one of the 100 Sexiest Stars in film
history (#84) in 1995. Maintains a home in the village of Bellport, NY.
She
suffered from scoliosis (progressive curvature of the spine) and underwent
surgery to correct it. She was in a body cast for a year. Published an auto-
biography called "Some of me".Fluent in Italian, French and English.


Birthday's today:
Paul McCartney, Lou Brock, Carol Kane, Alison Moyet (Yaz),
Linda Thorson, Roger Ebert, Brian Benben, Lili Horvath, Julie Depardieu,
William Beard (Face To Face), Kristy Kelly, Bumper Robinson, Amanda Burke,
Tom Bailey (Thompson Twins), Andres Galarraga, Henny Huisman, Andrea Evans,
Darren "Dizzy" Reed (Guns N' Roses), Sandy Alomar Jr., Nick Drake (R.I.P.)



June 17
Tori Welles
The on and off again adult film star was born in the San Fernando Valley,
California in 1967. The 5' 6" Retired from performing in adult movies in
mid 1990. Directed adult movies in early to mid 90s. Made a brief come-
back in 1997-1998 performing in two more movies. Her comeback movies
were The Private Diary of Tori Welles (1997) and The Return of Tori Welles
(1998). Has two sons (born in 1991 and 1993) from her marriage to Paul
Norman who she since has divorced. Gave birth to her third child, a boy,
in 2001. She is a member of the AVN (Adult Video News) and XRCO (X-Rated
Critics Organization) Hall Of Fame. Worked as a regional sales manager for a
softcore DVD company called 'Peach DVD'. She has also done films again since
2000.


Birthday's today:
Joe Piscopo, Greg Kinnear, Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedy's), Sita Young,
Popeye Jones, Kimber Eastwood, Philip Chevron (Pogues), Christy Canyon, Kelly Curtis,
Erin and Diane Murphy, Bernardo Frederico Thomas, Kevin Thornton (Color Me Badd),
Kami Cotler, Venus Williams, Barry Manilow, Ruben Blades, Jamie "J.C. Ice" Dundee,
David Concepcion, Bill Rafferty, Paulette Maxwell (Innocence), Mark Lynn- Baker,
Jessica Steindorff, Jennifer Irwin, Tony Roche, Chip Carey, Jan Anderson, Sasha Sokol



June 16
Joan Van Ark
In her day, Joan was one of the hottest soap/drama actresses on TV. She
was born in New York City in 1943.
She is perhaps best known for her role
as Valene Ewing beginning on "Dallas" and then on the spin-off series,
"Knots Landing." During the 13 seasons as Val, she earned six nominations
and two Soap Opera Digest Awards for Best Actress. Joan also starred in the
TV comedies, "Temperature Rising" and "We've Got Each Other." In May 1997,
she reprieved her role of Valene in the CBS mini-series, "Knots Landing Reunion:
Back to the Cul-de-sac." Most recently, she guest-starred in an episode of "The
Nanny," which was specially written for her.
She was also one of the voices for
CBS-TV's Saturday morning cartoon series "Santo Bugito," and she provided the
voice of "Spider Woman," another Saturday morning series. In 1997, shedirected
a short documentary on homelessness and domestic violence for the Directors
Guild of America, which was nominated for an Emmy. Today she does voice-overs
and appearances on TV.

Birthday's today:
Laurie Metcalf, Gino Vanelli, Ben Kweller, Phil Mickelson, Jade Yorker,
Ian Buchanan, Sonia Braga, China Shavers, Cian Ciaran (Super Furry Animals), Kale Brown,
Mickie Finn, James Smith (Stylistics), Patrick Stuart, Adrienne McQueen, Leslie Kendall,
Cobi Jones, Ian Mosley (Marillion), Gary Roberts (Boomtown Rats), Billy "Crash" Craddock,
Asa Carlsson, Frida Lundell, Rebecca Cursi, John Salthouse, Tupac Shakur (R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: Angalina, Brad and YOU...ends.


Monika Vocalist Spokane Washington
www.myspace.com/monikaKosmik


MONIKA SAYS:
I do believe this would be very boring. Also,
they lack the intelligence to live in the wild, So I would be
having to do everything to survive...speakin of which...I'D
RATHER BE ON "SURVIVOR"...LOL!!



John Los Angeles California
www.myspace.com/aztlanjam


JOHN SAYS:
I'd be hitting on all the booty trying to get in. And I
would tie Brad up and charge all the weman bank just to see.

And Angelina, well all walls would have her dad film rolling in high
def, and the theme would be poppie's and me. And she would have
to wear some like 10" STELETTOS and doing a chair show like in this
all glass venue, and EARLY VELVET UNDERGROUND MUSIC PLAYING,

And, she would address him as my bitchtress, and he would call her
THOR THE WHOR! And, the week's end would end with them wearing
all white and running into a white field, and faid into purity.


JONATHAN:
Whoa, John I love ya like a brutha, but I'd sure like to know
what were you on when you wrote this. This is freak show film inside your
head? Yes? Lol...I am speechless at this point. I know you and understand
you, but I don't know if the readers will get you at all on this. Come to think
of it, in the end I don't understand it.


Stefer Pittsburg California
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

STEFER SAYS: LOL. I'd probably end up babysitting.



June 15
Leah Remini
The King Of Queens co-star was born in 1970 in Brooklyn, New York. If
you've ever watched the show, her natural accent is one her delightful
charms. She IS Carrie Heffernan. The 5' 3" redhead
auditioned for the
role of Monica on "Friends" (1994). (Although she didn't get the role, she
later guest-starred in one episode: "The One with the Birth".
Once worked
as a telemarketer.
Described by Kevin James as having "the mouth of a
construction worker in the body of a model." Is half Italian and half Russian.
Ranked #19 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).
Her wedding to longtime boyfriend Angelo Pagan was featured in the February
2004 issue of InStyle Magazine. June 16 2004 - gave birth to 6 lb 7.4 oz daughter,
Sofia Bella, a day after her 34th birthday.


Birthday's today:
Bif Naked, Andy Pettite, Riki Rachtman, Helen Hunt, James Belushi,
Neil Patrick Harris, Courtney Cox, Noddy Holder (Slade), Johnny Halliday, Terri Gibbs,
Ice Cube, Eileen Davidson, Wade Boggs, Brett Butler, Clio Goldsmith, Julie Haggerty,
Sally E. Silverstone, Harry Nilsson, Chuck Palumbo, Ava Cadell, Tony Clark, Ro Ro,
Lance Parrish, Janet Lennon (Lennon Sisters), Carrie Mitchum, Jim Varney (R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: Angelina, Brad & YOU almost over


Morrigan United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/morrigan333


MORRIGAN SAYS: Hell!!!


Debby (aka LivingDeadGirl) Phoenix Arizona
www.myspace.com/phoenixlivingdeadgirl

DEBBY SAYS:
Too many children to have any fun.


Gretchen Goodyear Arizona
www.myspace.com/azharleydiva

GRETCHEN SAYS:
It would be me with several Megadeth tunes
loaded on my iPod...cranking it as loud as I possibly can while
huddling in a corner, rocking back and forth and chanting
"Let me go...let me go...let me go..."


I don't particularly care for the two of them. In fact, they make me sick.
I wish Jennifer Anniston all the happiness in the world.


Love, G


JONATHAN:
Finally someone mentions Jennifer by name! ;-)



June 14
Siobhan Donaghy
Siobhan was born in London, England on the 14th of June 1983, She
was born of Irish decent and has been performing since she was 12
years old. She was discovered by ex-All Saints manager Ron Tom, who
went on to manage the Sugababes. At the age of 16 she joined now ex-
bandmates Keisha Buchanan and Mutya Buena to form the chart topping
Sugababes and has had a lot of success with hits such as "Overload" and
"Run For Cover", taken from the 2001 album "One Touch". Siobhan split
from the band in August 2001 due to artistic differences, personality diff-
erences and alienation in the group.
Siobhan suffered from depression not
long after that and then decided that she would have to start her own
career away from the Sugababes. She started writing music along with the
help of former producer Cameron McVey to help overcome her depression,
and began performing under the alias of "Shanghi Nobody". She released her
first single, "Overrated", in June 2003 and then "Twist Of Fate" in September
2003, both taken from album, "Revolution In Me".


Birthday's today:
Boy George, Donald Trump, Yasmine Bleeth, Muff Winwood, MC Ren,
Rochelle Firestone, Kim B. Peterson (Merciful Fate/King Diamond), Jimmy Lea (Slade),
Jerzy Kosinski, Eric Heiden, Alan White (Yes), Will Patton, Marla Gibbs, Jack Bannon,
David Thomas (Pere Ubu), Rod Argent (Zombies/Argent), Traylor Howard, Steffi Graf,
Chris DeGarmo (Queensryche), Michael Cade, Eddie Mekka, Kim Lankford

Q of THE WEEK rocks on!


Kim Norfolk United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/zareksgirl


KIM SAYS:
Knowing my luck I would win the competition then
end up babysitting their kids for then while they go out to celeb
parties.

Ah the cruelty of it all...lol


JONATHAN:
Wow, Kim, I never thought of that. You are right.
How horrible would that be. ;-)



Tamera (aka T...swee T) Kansas City Kansas
www.myspace.com/ladyl33ta

TAMERA SAYS:
Oh! oh! oh! I WON!!! Woohooo!!!
I would imagine it would be like dying and going to heaven!!!

I find both Angelina and Brad very attractive. Especially Angie!


I would have an ass metric ton of questions about their careers and
Angie's work as a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador.


However, more importantly, I would prefer to get to know them for
the people they are, and not what we hear about them in the tabloids.

Just to kick back, relax and play with the kids would be sooo cool!!!



Tiny DJ Radio Personality Virginia
www.myspace.com/tinydj


TINY DJ SAYS:
Torture listening to them talk about themselves and
about their fucking babies. Ugh.


Sweet Jesus, couldn't I have one like a free enema or a root canal?

Love, tinydj


JONATHAN:
Well, congrats tiny, you are the first person to use the
word "fucking" so far, for not only this week, but many weeks.
The prize? Nothing. -lol



June 13
Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen
Mary-Kate and her twin sister, Ashley Olsen, were born June 13, 1986 in
Sherman Oaks, California to David and Jarnette Olsen. The twins began
their acting career in 1987 when they were chosen to play the role of
Michelle Tanner on a new television series, "Full House" (1987). The show
became a hit with books, dolls, and other merchandise being sold to promote
it, and during the years the show was on the air, the Olsen twins had a TVQ
(popularity rating) second only to Bill Cosby. In real life Mary-Kate and Ashley
are very close to John Stamos, who played their uncle Jesse on "Full House".

They have a bi-monthly magazine called Mary-Kate and Ashley Magazine. They
also have a line of clothing that is sold at Wal-Mart. The sisters are ranked #3 in
VH1's list of the "100 Greatest Kid Stars". But, alas, the twins have grown up to
be women and are both looking at different projects as well as continuing to do
things together.

Birthday's today:
Kathy Burke, Sarah Conner, Steve-O, Missy Crider, Bo Donaldson,
Thyme Lewis, Richard Thomas, Stellan Skarsgard, Ally Sheedy, Rita Cadillac, Tim Allen,
Rivers Cuomo (Weezer), Simon Callow, Jorge Santana (Malo), Malcolm McDowell,
Robert Forester, David Gray, Danny Klein, Hanna Storm, Harvey E Sajas, Chris Cairns

Q of THE WEEK continues till end of week


Inga Vocalist Nashville Tennessee
www.ingabrittingham
www.NakedBeggars.net

INGA SAYS:
Where in Europe? And I hope Brad takes showers
because I heard that he doesn't that often. I guess he would blend
in pretty well then in Europe, huh? LOL

Now, are they going to take me shopping? I mean, I need to know
if I get some spending money or something.

I don't really think they would be helping me unless they could get
me a movie part or something. Then, I might go and hang!

You know, they must have some sort of pull with the biz. Actually,
I wonder if they could get me on Leno or Conan O'Brian. Now, that
would be a great reason to hang with them!

I think that if I went though, they might be too busy getting it on with
each other. They just seem like that's how they would be!



»-(¯`v´¯)-»MariskA»-(¯`v´¯)-»
Derbyshire United Kingdom

www.myspace.com/purplehazed

MARISKA SAYS:
Thanx for your update Jonathan.
I may partake in future Q's of the week...but not this particular
subject matter as I find the couple uninteresting and droll..


But the comments about them were kool...x


JONATHAN:
Just so you all know, I wouldn't print anything without
permission. Mariska said it was ok to run it. Thanks Mariska, cheers. :-)



Mau United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/m_mau


MAU SAYS:
Oh gosh, now thats a tricky one! I think there'd be
too much powting and mirror grabbing going on.

In fact it would be hell! LOL



Keren Gloucestershire United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/kezisyours

KEREN SAYS:
Send Brad away and me 'n Angelina wud have
an awesome time together!!!!!!!


JONATHAN:
Keren, I bet it would be great. You know, I didn't
notice it at first, but you have a large photo of Angelina as soon
as your profile page opens. Guess I asked the right Q this time,
Huh? ;-)




June 12
Meredith Brooks
Former member of the Graces, Brooks was born in Oregon City, Oregon
in 1958. She had a huge hit single "Bitch" in 1997. She appeared in the TV
special "Lilith Fair: A Celebration Of Women" in 1997 singing the song "I
Need". She has appeared on numerous TV shows, and performed in live
shows for years. Currently there is no information as to what she is doing.
As for "Bitch", that song at the time was so big that it actually signaled the
end of an era of many women artists getting airplay on alternative radio.
Radio programmers from 1996 to 1998 had many women artists in regular
rotation. It's been my contention, and I've written about it a few times, that
unfortunately Meredith became the scapegoat for the lack of women airplay
after 1998.

Birthday's today:
Cathy Tyson, Jim Nabors, Bun E Carlos (Cheap Trick), Linda Foster,
Hector Garza, Marv Albert, Reg Presley (Troggs), Brad Delp (Boston), Rod Latham,
Jenilee Harrison, Mark Henry, Timothy Busfield, Cindy Lee Berryhill, Paula Marshall,
Shilo Strong, Ryan Klesko, Vanessa Baker, Chick Corea, Rocky Burnette, Vic Damone,
Sherry Springfield, Oliver Knussen, Roy Harper, Kerry Kittles, Scott Thompson

Q of THE WEEK: In your dreams: Brad, Angelina, and YOU!

You have won a contest; To spend
one week with Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie in a summer cottage somewhere
in Europe.

What do you suppose it would be like?


~Devon Storm~ Northern Ireland
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

DEVON SAYS:
I think a week with them would just be like
staying with friends...both very cool and grounded people
who don't let their fame go to their heads and I'm a big fan
of hers .

I've seen the pics of them with their new lil' daughter and they
have given money to the country of her birth as a thank u for the
help and care they received.

They could have just had her at Ceders Sini like most celebs but
they chose to mark her birth by helpin' a country a lot of us knew
little about .



Sh6lly™
United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/singingseashell


SH6LLY™ SAYS: Feckin' awful. I can think of nothing worse than
being in the company of a woman who stole another's husband,
whilst wearing a drop of blood and a tattoo dedicated to her last
one. And Brad's just as bad!


I don't wish them any harm but neither would I wish to spend an
hour with them, let alone a week!

If forced to I would pretend I had some sociopathic disease and
disappear on my own as much as possible to go sight seeing.



Rose (aka Sexy 41) San Bernardino California
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)


ROSE SAYS:
Well I don't know. You got me there. Hmm, I
guess just chill at thier cottege in my loung pants and slipers
sit on the patio and and just chat about life play with thier kids.

Jump up and down on the bed. Because, I can cook dinner with
them, then veg and watch a movie or two, play poker, and
gallop around Europe with them. Just simple stuff.


Oh yeah, I forgot something, river rafting with Brad and Angelina,
if they had that out there?




June 11
Jenine Mayring
The multi-talented singer,actress, spokesperson was born in Brooklyn,
New York in 1973. Jenine is a two-time music award winner for her work
as a singer and dancer (she's got a helluva set of lungs) with The John
Pieplow Band (The Rockies, Best Solo Artist 2003 and Best Alternative
Band 2004). Pulitzer-nominated director John Pieplow (Red River Rats)
is widely known as the director of the hit international cult film Strange-
Land, starring Elizabeth Pena and released by Artisan. A fluent ASL
(American Sign Language) Interpreter gone wild, Jenine can teach you
all the important signs (no guarantees with traffic and/or zodiac). Jenine
studied ASL at Gallaudet University in Washington, DC and toured with the
acclaimed New York Deaf Theatre in StorySign for two consecutive years.
In addition to being good with her hands, Jenine's a true action/adventure
chick at heart. She's tackled everything from jumping out of a plane to snow-
boarding to running marathons. Jenine completed the 2001 Honolulu Marathon,
the 2004 New Orleans Mardi Gras Marathon, and the 2005 Dublin Marathon -
all while raising over $10,000 for AIDS Project Los Angeles. Jenine is a citizen of
both the U.S.A. and Germany.

Birthday's today:
Adrianne Barbeu, Britta Phillips, Clare Carey, Pamela GroBer,
Gene Wilder, Wren T. Brown, Skip Allen (Them/Pretty Things), Anastasia Blue,
Yuka Fujimori, Linda Vester, Brighton Herford, Greta Van Susteren, Jade Carter,
John Lawton (Uriah Heep), Charley Rangel, Gabriela Muskala, Caroline Quentin,
Donnie Van Zant (38 Special), Jackie Stewart, Sarah Brand, Joey Dee

I guess a picture is worth a thousand words after all.
Alright, maybe not a thousand.


Pauly Radio Personality Clarksville Tennessee
You can hear my show at www.myspace.com/paulyx

PAULY SAYS:
JL- At last you've uncovered my horrible secret!
Those Iceland pictures aren't really me. The myspace boudoir
photo isn't either.

You see, as a radio personality I am actually so horrifyingly ugly
that I must remain wrapped in moist tissue at all times. (Similar
to what they give you to cleanse yourself after a delightful KFC
meal) I submit to you the first ever picture of my "true" self.

Please don't be cruel.


Brad and Angelina? How dare you paint these two wonderful human
beings as mere meat in your masturbatory fantasy. Shameful!


You should be fired from a cannon directly into the sun.

Ps: www.icelandair.com because stalking Bjork is cool!


JONATHAN:
Pauly...I am stunned. I really don't know what to say. Ok,
yes I do. As a radio personality, please speak for yourself. Many of us
are not that ugly, that we need to wrap ourselves in moist tissue.

Why would you want to stalk Bjork? And, by the way, On Friday I golfed
at 2:00 in the afternoon. In Phoenix it was 110 degrees. I got sick after
4 holes. So, being shot out of a cannon into the sun would be a breeze,
if you get my drift? ;-)



June 10
Elizabeth Hurley
One of the most beautiful woman on earth, Liz was born in Basingstoke,
Hampshire, England in 1965.
Wanting to be a dancer, she went to ballet
boarding school at 12, but soon returned home. When it came time to go
to college, Hurley won a scholarship to the London Studio Centre which
taught courses for dance and theater. Soon Hurley wore the punk rock
look with pink hair and a nose ring, but to get work, she had to change her
image to one that was castable. After college, Hurley worked in the theater
and made her screen debut in Aria (1987). Former spokesperson for Estee
Lauder. Listed in "People Weekly"s "Most Intriguing People" list. (December
25, 1995/January 1, 1996 issue).
Chosen by Empire magazine as one of the
100 Sexiest Stars in film history (#83) (1995).
Said she gets her "hot-date
look" by eating vast quantities of watercress soup. (May 2001 interview,
London's "The Evening Standard"). She owns her own beach wear company,
aptly named Elizabeth Hurley Beach. Named #45 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women
in the World 2005" special supplement (2005). Is noted for her on and off again
relationship with Hugh Grant for years.

Birthday's today:
Amy Yip, Jimmy Chamberlin (Smashing Pumpkins), Ron Glass,
[Twins] Kim Deal (Pixies), Kelly Deal (Breeders), Jeanne Tripplehorn, Jeff Greenfield,
Doug McKeon, Susan Haskell, Tara Lipinski, Maxi Priest, Andrew Stevens, Dan Fouts,
Gina Gershon, Rick Price (Move), Jurgen Prochnow, F Lee Bailey, Judy Garland (R.I.P.)


Q of THE WEEK: Catch up on the answers below.
It will continue on Monday.




June 9
Natalie Portman
The 5' 4" was born in 1981, in Jerusalem, Israel, as the only child of a
doctor father and an artist mother, who also acts as Natalie'sagent.
She left Israel for Washington, DC, when she was still very young. After
a few more moves, her family finally settled in New York, where she lived
until her graduation from high school. She graduated with honors, and her
academic achievements allowed herto attend Harvard.
She was discovered
in a pizza parlor and was originally turned down for the role of Mathilda in
Léon (1994) because she was too young. Was named one of the 50 Most
Beautiful People by People Magazine in 2002. Won the 2002 Teen's Choice
Award for choice actress in an action/adventure film (Star Wars: Episode II
- Attack of the Clones (2002). Shaved her head for V for Vendetta (2005).
Named #42 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list. Named #49 in FHM's
"100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement (2005).


Birthday's today:
Johnny Depp, Michael J Fox, Samantha Strong, Jon Lord (Deep Purple),
Wayman Tisdale, Dick Vitale, Pete Byrne (Naked Eyes), Dan Severn, Gloria Reuben,
Mitch Mitchell (Jimi Hendrix Experience, Jackie Mason, Rachels Travers, Benny Neyman,
Eddie Lundon (China Crisis), Jackie Wilson (R.I.P.), Joe Haldeman, Christina Sturmer



Q of THE WEEK: Brad, Angelina and YOU!
*This will continue into next week. More to come


Sophia Abertawe United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/xmulletwherex

SOPHIA SAYS:
Boring I think. They seem quite simple. Ok, they look
unlikley
and they're both stunning.

But I reckon they're dead boring, especially now she's preggers like.

I reckon they're probs up their own asses anywhoo. :) xxxx


JONATHAN:
lol...love your answer Sophia. Just a note to everyone,
I think I saw on the news that Angelina just had the baby. I could be
wrong. I dunno, that's what I thought I heard on the TV. :-)



Cyndi Bristol Connecticut
www.myspace.com/cexyfairegirlcyndi
www.fariegirl.netfirms.com

CYNDI SAYS:
Hmm, would love to make the paparazzi babysit
Brad and all those kids and take off with Angelina and
mmmmyessss give her a gooood time for the first 5 or 6 days.

Then she would show Brad some of the sexy hot steamy cam clips
we took and he would get all hot and do us both on the last day, pfff
...if he could handle us both.

I think I agree with what some others had to say about him.


Emmmhmmm where's the sign up sheet for this contest?
;) Cyn~


Ps: Nice way to handle MaryJane ;)
Jonathan, too bad you had to deal with that...but it was a nice way
to handle that Mary Jane. That was just sooo foolish and rude of her
and very cool of you and like I said before 'in control'. Winks to you.

JONATHAN: Thanks Cyn. I had to think if I wanted to print it, and respond.
In the end I felt like, the world is not full of all nice people, and to
address it would be better for the sake of all the readers thinking that
everything I print is all flowery and the like. Does that make any sense?
I think it does-lol ;-)


Legends Sacramento California
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)


LEGENDS SAYS:
I really wouldn't know how to answer that? I think
I would feel a little out of place. sort of like being a third wheel.

Hell, I don't even think they would notice me being there because
they're into themselves and there new family life at the moment.

Which is completely understandable. Besides, I would never do that.
Unless they were actually friends of mine and they invited me personally.


Contest or anything like that, I feel would just be rude to want to intrude
on other peoples life style all in the name of their fame.

That's not my style.


JONATHAN:
Hell, I think that is quite respectable on your part.


Cath (aka Maiden's Bitch) Swansea United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/maidenbitch

CATH SAYS:
I wouldn't really be bothered about going. I'm not
really fans of theirs, so I would probably let someone else take
my place!


JONATHAN:
Cath, I think that's both honest and noble of you.


Alicia Tucson Arizona
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

ALICIA SAYS:
Hmm. Interesting question. I think it'd be great,
to get to know them as people (not celebs). Learn about each
other's interests, desires, goals in life.(outside what they do now
for a living)

I'd have lots of questions for them! I guarantee it. and , of course
see the sites together, play with the kids. Gab. Fabulous food and scenery.


Okay so my answer is lame. LOL! But honestly. I'd enjoy every moment.


Ps: Love checking out your site Jonathan!
I was perusing through the Q & A's, and I have to agree, what is that gals
problem with calling you a choad??? (internet bitch slap, from me to her)
WHY on earth did she even BOTHER to respond?


I have to wonder about the mentalities out there sometimes... ::Sigh:::

Anyway, KEEP UP the awesome questions!!! They give me something to
look forward to!!! LOL!!
Leeshes to pieces :)


JONATHAN:
First Alicia, your answer was not lame. Second, I find it
interesting how people like yourself really do read carefully what I put
on this page. I am eternally grateful to have readers like you and I hope
many others. This whole thing is about communicating. :-)



June 8
Bonnie Tyler
Born Gaynor Hopkins in 1953 in Skewen, Neath, Wales. She first
came to prominence in 1976 with the song, "Lost in France", which
made the UK top 10. Following a throat operation she developed
her distinct rhasphish singing voice. She had a transatlantic top 5
hit with "It's a Heartache" in 1978. She hit the big time when she
became the first Welsh singer to have a transatlantic #1 hit with
Jim Steinman's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (1983), for which she
was Grammy nominated and also performed at the Academy Awards.
She remains active in the music industry having since toured all over
the world, including with the singer Meatloaf and become a successful
business woman.

Birthday's today:
Abra Moore, Griffin Dunne, Boz Scaggs, Nancy Sinatra, Shalimar,
Keenen Ivory Wayans, Mick Hucknall (Simply Red), Lori Pfeiffer, Emmanual Ax,
Peter Jason Farley (Trixter), Robert Platus (Milli Vanilli), Nick Rhodes (Duran Duran),
Greg Ginn (Blag Flag), Bernie Casey, Lindsay Davenport, Kelly Nichols, James Darren,
Julianna Margulies, Kelli Williams, Bernard White

Q of THE WEEK continues (look below)


Hestia Jones Hogsmeade United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/rez38

HESTIA SAYS:
Omg! I would so freak out if that did happen.

I would just hang out with them and try to get to know the real
them, not the actress or actor they are, but the real them, and
what makes them who they are .



Tam (aka Move over Princess Here Comes The Queen)
Rancho Cucamonga California
www.myspace.com/justmetamtam

TAM SAYS:
Well, considering the fact Angelina is like 9 months
pregnant, plus has two small babies to attend too, I really don't
think we will be seeing too much of her. She will be demoted to
nanny for the weekend while Brad and I entertain each other.
hee hee

Though Angelina is hot and I wouldn't mind having her in the mix also,
but we will make another appointment for when she is in better shape.

I want Brad all to myself first, lol



Sydney Vain Washington D.C.
www.myspace.com/sydneyvain


SYDNEY SAYS:
I am sure it would involve a lot of physical activity,
and I don't mean that in a sexual way. ha ha.

But I would ask Brad and Angelina if they would want to go water
skiing or something, and I am sure they would be all about it.

I am also sure that our conversations would never bore me. They both
seem very philosophical. I would probably learn a lot from them.



Shadow Radio Personality Q102 Springfield Missouri
www.myspace.com/shadowq102


SHADOW SAYS:
We would spend a couple hours in Europe and then
Angelina would wisk Brad and I (unwillingly) to a bunch of 3rd world
countries to feed hungry kids.

I would then come back to America with the Bird Flu or something.




June 7
Anna Kournikova
The 5' 8" most media misunderstood tennis player was born in 1981 in
Moscow, Russia. At the age of 7 years old, her father began teaching
her how to play Tennis. Anna practiced everyday. When she was a
teenager, she was entered in her first Tennis Competition. For her looks,
Anna became known as the "Britney Spears of Tennis". In 1998, during
the Paris Indoors of 1998, her fastest serve was clocked at 111.2 mph.
Anna's talent for playing Tennis got her noticed not just for Tennis Compet-
itions, but for TV as well. When she was 19 years old, she got a small, but
noticeable part in 2000s Me, Myself & Irene (2000) playing a Motel Manager.
She also appeared and played Enrique's girlfriend in Enrique Iglesias's music
video "Escape". Anna was voted the Sexiest Woman in the World in FHM's
100 Sexiest Girls poll for 2002. She c ontinues to model and appear on TV
shows. The E TV network even did a "Hollywood True Story" on her. Ranked
as #62 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005" special supplement.

Birthday's today:
Prince, Liam Neeson, Chris Martin (Coldplay), Jenny Jones, Mick Foley,
Allan Iverson, Paddy McAloon (Prefab Sprout), Bill Rafferty, Jack Ryland (Three Dog Night),
Townes Van Zandt, Ken Osmond, Johnny Clegg (Savuka), Napoleon Kaufman, Anne Twomey,
Tom Jones, Clarence White (Byrds), Virginia McKenna, Sarah Macin, Nikki Giovanni,
Rainer Patek (R.I.P.), Thurman Munson (R.I.P.), Bonnie Lee Bakley (R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: Brad, Angelina, and YOU! continues


GothaBella Phoenix Arizona
www.myspace.com/gothabella


GOTHABELLA SAYS:
Are people seriously answering
this question???


JONATHAN:
Hmm, let me think? Yes. It would have been nice to hear
your take on this pop culture Q. Maybe there will be another you will take
part in, in the future. I hope so. :-)


Lisa Palmdale California
www.myspace.com/untouchablelisa

LISA SAYS:
Well, by the end of the week Angelina will be
wondering how long until Brad was going to move out and
leave her like the way he left Jennifer!!! lol



Marissa Kay (aka T'girl tease) Wisconsin
www.myspace.com/marissa_kay


MARISSA KAY SAYS:
Mmm.....I'm thinking Angelina and I would
make wild, passionate love, with a little kink tossed in for good
measure, while Brad captures every last lick, penetration and
orgasm with a video cam.


Oh god...now I want this...(giggles)



Joanne Manchester England
www.myspace.com/joanneprettygreeneyes


JOANNE SAYS:
Jonathan, if I had to spend a week with Brad
and Angelina, well we could I suppose work out with Lara Croft,
find Billy Bob's bones in the Bone Collector, make a trio of Irish
fighting tinkers and go to Brad's place called the Fight Club.

And, finally if I'm still alive, do a Themla and Louise, and end the
week flying over the Grand Canyon,


What you say !!!!!!!!
Jo x


JONATHAN:
Joanne, I would say that is a very clever answer. But,
remember...the last time I checked, the Grand Canyon is still in
Arizona, not Europe. Loved your take anyway. :-)



June 6
Sandra Bernhard
The ballsy 5' 10" queen of annoying comedy was born in Flint,
Michigan in 1955. She was raised in Arizona and graduated at
Saguaro High School in Scottsdale. Before beginning her career
as a stand-up comedian she was a manicurist for a posh L.A.
salon. Biography in: "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald S. Smith,
pg. 50. New York: Facts on File, 1992. ISBN 0816023387. Toured
with the 1999 Lilith Fair as the only comedienne. She was once
close friends with Madonna. "She's like jazz. She created her own
beat." - says friend and fellow comedian Paul Mooney.

Birthday's today:
Sonya Walger, Staci Keanan, Lauren Anderson, Robert Englund,
Bjorn Borg, Colin Quinn, Dwight Twilley, Steve Vai, Dana Carvey, Joy Enriquez,
Yukiharo Yakahashi (Yellow Magic Orchestra), Peter Albin (Big Brother and Holding Co.),
Angela Cavagna, Terry Williams (First Edition), Gay "U.S." Bonds, Chelsea Brown,
Levi Stubbs (4 Tops), David Dukes, Billie Whitelaw, Ashleigh Kizer, Kim Yates

Q of THE WEEK: Angelina, Brad, and YOU! (see yesterday)


Alex Falkirk Scotland
www.myspace.com/alextgirl

ALEX SAYS:
Wow, here is the answer to that one hunny.
They are both hot, and to have both at the same time...would
be mind blowing.

A question for you now hunny.
Can you picture Me, Brad and Angelina in bed together?

Luv, Alex. xxx


JONATHAN:
Alex, I guess they would enjoy you in their own
privacy if they were open-minded. I will say that you are one of
the best looking T'Girl I have seen in a long time. Note to the other
T'Girls on my pages, you are great looking too. ;-)


Stephany (aka The Shower Curtain) Cornwall, Canada
www.myspace.com/stephinch

STEPHANY SAYS:
It would definately be SEXTASTIC!


Pil Copenhagen Denmark
www.myspace.com/willowcrow

PIL SAYS:
My God, Jonathan, you have such a devious mind! :)
That inventive imagination of yours must have caused you a lot of
trouble - AND triumphs! :)


Okay, so I'm spending one week with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in a
summer cottage somewhere
in Europe.

What do I suppose it would be like? Well, in my dreams it would be marvelous;
they would both be crazy about me and ask me to join them in bed. I, therefore,
would probably get instantly psychotic due to the pressure of choosing between
which one of them I should lay my dirty hands on first, since they are both equally
mouthwatering irresistable!

Supposing I would survive this lifethreatening crisis of a dilemma, we would go
jetskiing, have sex, go shopping, have sex, eat sushi for breakfast, have sex,
go swimming, have sex, have a pool party, have sex, go skydiving, and then
maybe have some sex? In short: Do practically everything wonderful you can
imagine, specially the things that (their!!!) money could buy of pleasures,
experiences and adventures, except going to sleep.

That I would do the entire week after.


In my nightmare, on the other hand, they would bring all of their spoiled rotten
kids, and it would be a living Hell. Infernal screaming, arguing, yelling, crying,
shouting and smelly diaperchanging all over the place. It would be all about
nursing and entertaining the little monsters, and Brad and Angela wouldn't
even notice my presence, when they didn't mistakingly take me for their nanny.
I would probably try to sneak off to my room, swallow a handful of sleepingpills
and go to sleep the entire week.

And then probably the week after that too.


So do I suppose it would be like my dream or my nightmare? Given my previous
history, I would probably never find out, since I would either lose my winner
coupon, miss the plane, get lost trying to find the damned cottage, get sick or
have to decline the offer, because I had to go to my mother's uncle's grand cousin's
70-year old birthday...yippie-ki-aye! :)


JONATHAN: That is the most inventive answer one could come with. Cheers ;-)


Mary Jane Silverlake California
www.myspace.com/fiercemaryjane

MARY JANE SAYS:
U're a choad!!!

choad: /chohd/, n. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: “We think maybe
it's from Middle English but ...

JONATHAN:
Usually I wouldn't respond to you, but I will. When I sent
you this Q and invited you onto my myspace page, I read your profile
and thought you were an intelligent person looking to network with others.
I saw that you were a lesbian (your words), and hey, I have many on my
page and website. Gay woman like me as a person, so to call me a penis
is like, what the fuck? Why did you even bother responding?

It seems to me that you are a very insecure unhappy person. Or, is it that
you are originally from Riverside? (*Riverside for those who have never
been to California is a horrible place. The worst air polution. High crime,
and not a resort like the name implies.)


Tamara Naples Florida
www.myspace.com/sssable

TAMARA SAYS:
Horrible...cuz I don't like Angelina anymore and
Brad Pitt is now a henpecked wimp! She probably would be tryin'
to get anyone there to commit to a cause. And he is just..."yes dear,
no dear".

That's their new names "yes dear" and "honey do"!

Sorry you asked! xo


JONATHAN: I'm not sorry I asked Tamara. It's your opinion. xo


VIVI from Line666 Heavy Metal Musician Besancon France
www.myspace.com/degrey

VIVI SAYS:
Hey, Why not !! It would be cool to spend a week with
Brad Pitt :o))))!!!! Angelina is really beautiful, but even if I love
"Tomb Raider" and Lara Croft, I prefer men to women...hee hee !


I didn't see the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", so, I can't say more.

Take care. Vivi



June 5
Angelina Jolie
I know, yesterday was her birthday...but today kicks off
the new Q of the week so I thought it befitting as a good
reminder. Some awesome answers so far...send yours
today!

Birthday's today:
Alyson Croft, Liza Weil, Jade Goody, Karen Sillas, Susan Lynch,
Chad Allan & Chasity Lazzari, Yasmine Hannaney, Laurie Anderson, Michael Winans,
Kenny G, Mags (Fuzzbox), Ronnie Dyson, Laura O'Toole, Russ Ortiz, Bill Moyers,
Mark Wahlberg, Michael "Nicko" McBain "Iron Maiden), Amanda Kravat (Marry Me Jane),
Jeff Garlin, John Carlos, Tom Evans (Badfinger), Mary Kay Bergman

NEW Q of THE WEEK: In your dreams: Brad, Angelina, and YOU!

You have won a contest; To spend

one week with Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie in a summer cottage somewhere
in Europe.

What do you suppose it would be like?



Nanscentes Morimur Honolulu Hawaii
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

NANSCENTES SAYS: Well first of all, I wouldnt go !!!
The Brangelina duo can shove it up their butts.

Sorry, but I just don't like that couple!!!!


JONATHAN:
Okay with me. Your opinion.


Nikki (aka My Space Addict) Fresno California
www.myspace.com/nikkithomas


NIKKI SAYS:
Brad Pitt has no sense of identity!! Look at his pictures!!
He always mirrors the woman he's with. Always.


She has shaggy hair? He gets shaggy hair. She gets dark hair...he dyes
his immediately thereafter. This has been a consistent pattern throughout
all of his relationships. Matching outfits! Matching mannerisms.
It's kinda creepy.


I think Brad wants to be a chick. No offense. I think he'd be one hot damn
drag queen!


I can see it gettin' all crazy. The minute she starts to breastfeed...that guy
is gonna make himself NUTS trying to figure out a way to lactate.


Couldn't I switch out and have a week with Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro
instead??? Now THAT would be one helluva cool vacation!


JONATHAN: Nikki, that last part is hilarious ;-)


Amanda (aka Bubble Queen) Bremerton Washington
www.myspace.com/missbubblequeen

AMANDA SAYS:
Well, we all know that Angelina is no prude.
And, Europe is a very exciting drug and sex filled place.

I would expect to meet a lot of exciting erotic people, and do
a lot of exciting and erotic things. =)

Buy some fancy whips. Eat some special brownies. Visit all the
clubs and take care of some people less fortunate before bed time.
(I always wondered how Brad kept up )


Kisses Amanda =)



Jane Evil Vocalist New York
www.myspace.com/janeevil
www.rockangel.net

JANE SAYS:
I suppose actually it would be quite enlightening!
She is quite intelligent...yet seems to have a great sense of humor!

He seems down down to earth and also seems to have a great sense
of humor! I think it would be a great time of really good food, wine,
great conversation, and a warm family atmosphere.

Quite a lovely weekend!!!!




June 4
Angelina Jolie
Today's birthday girl is tomorrows Q of THE WEEK. Angleina was
born in Los Angeles in 1975.
Growing up in Los Angeles, Jolie was
no stranger to the film industry, being the daughter of Academy
Award-winning actor Jon Voight. She later trained and performed
at the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute, where she was seen in
several stage productions. She worked as a professional model in
London, New York and Los Angeles, and has also appeared in music
videos for such artists as 'Meatloaf', Lenny Kravitz, Antonello Venditti
and The Lemonheads. I could on and on and fill up a whole page, but
I won't.-lol She is a huge movie star, nuff said.

Birthday's today:
Nikka Costa, David Haskell, Paul Yaylor (Winger), Keith David,
Darin Ersted, Parker Stevenson, John Drew Barrymore, Bruce Dern, El Debarge,
Michelle Phillips (Mama's and Papa's), Anthony Braxton, Freddy Fender, David Yip,
Reeves Gabrels, Morgana King, Noah Wyle, Gordon Waller (Peter and Gordon),
Ivan Stewart, Mort Zuckerman, Tony Pena, Chris Kavanaugh (Sigue Sigue Sputnik)



June 3
Doro Pesch
There could be only one reason why the former lead singer
of Warlock would be today's birthday girl. She is one of my
absolute favorite Metal singers of all-time. Doro was born
in Düsseldorf, West Germany in 1964. I had the pleasure
of having Doro live on my show on KUPD back in 1990. What
an amazingly beautiful inside and out person she was. I still
pull out her solo CD's from time to time to get that injection
of her voice. She has appeared as herself on the "Sarah Kutter-
Die Show", and two films that had to do with Motorhead.

Birthday's today:
Suzi Quatro, Tom Arnold, Kelly Jones (Stereophonics), Anita Harris,
Miriama Smith, Danielle DiLorenzo, Anderson Cooper, Ian Hunter (Mott The Hoople),
John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin), Curtis Mayfield, Larry McMurtry, Billy Cunningham,
Steve Lyons, Hale Irwin, Penelope Wilton, Michael Clarke (Byrds), Suzan Kaminga,
Carl Everette, Christopher Cross, Danny Wilde (Rembrandts/Great Buildings),

OH, and here's a couple of other things


Lamia Cross Vocalist Paris France
www.myspace.com/melamia
www.lamia-cross.com


LAMIA SAYS:
Hi Jonathan !! It's not happened yet, but if I was in
this case, I will put it in a sure place then call her as soon as possible,
because she could be in trouble without it.

If I open and see inside?? If I don't see any information of the holder,
I would have to do it for find the holder but it's all I would do.

A STORY:


And this is what really happened....

I was working on a TV commercial movie production before, and one night
I went to the New Year's party of the production.
There were much guests
from Parisien Show Biz scene, movie Directors, photographers, Cameraman etc.


Being late, I decided to go home and I took my Fake far coat, run to a friend's
car then left the place.
The next morning, I noticed that my Fake fur coat became
a real Mink coat !!!!!! lol

Arrived at the production, I told to everyone because I had no idea who was the
owner of this expensive far coat. A producer got a call from the wife of Jean-Pierre
Sauvaire (cameraman of "Taxi" "Vidocq" ^_^;) !!!


She is a Directrice of a big Model Agency in Paris, and was our guest. She found
this happening funny and left the party with my FAKE coat because it was cold.


Few days later I went to her agency for exchange ^^y hahaha !!! She didn't mind.
Was so kind with me !!!



Pauly Radio Personality Clarkesville Tennessee
www.myspace.com/paulysucks

PAULY SAYS: "You are a funny guy Pauly". *Joe Pesche moment here*

For real that's me. I wasn't kidding about how long it took to capture the
moment. That's me in Iceland too.


What gives with the suspicion? (setting you up for a great comeback)

JONATHAN: Should I believe that's really you? I dunno. But I do know you
seem to be affixed on "myspace" photo's. Whether it's a woman or man, I
would think that they want to look good as possible with their pics. I see
nothing wrong with that Pauly. Now, if that is really you, than I commend
you for the effort. Iceland...yeah right.




June2
Lydia Lunch
The outrageous punk singer was born in Rochester, New York in
1959. She began at the tender age of 16 as lead of Teenage Jesus
and The Jerks in 1976. Calling themselves a "no wave" band. Lydia
over the years has worked with Brian Eno, Exene Cervenka (X), and
many others. Her music is confrontational and at times very aggitat-
ing. Her frank sexuality has been seen in film and you can hear it for
yourself by picking up a copy of any of her recordiings, especially the
CD's under her name. Check out the film "Kiss My Grits: The Herstory
of Women in Punk and Hard Rock"(2001). She is one of a kind.

Birthday's today:
Nikki Cox, Michael Steele (Bangles), Jerry Mathers, Stacey Keach,
Charlie Watts (Rolling Stones), Sally Kellerman, Barry Levinson, Garo Yepremian,
Joanna Gleason, Larry "Lex Lugar" Pfohl, Michael Anthony (Van Halen), Gary Grimes,
William Guest (Gladys Knight), Gene Michael, Toni Alessandri, Mark & Steve Waugh,
John Cameron, Antone "Chubby" Tavares, Steve Brookins (38 Special), Mike Stanton

Q of THE WEEK: Curiousity Killed The Cat? Ends today


Living Dead Girl Mortician Phoenix Arizona
www.myspace.com/phoenixlivingdeadgirl

LIVING DEAD GIRL SAYS:
Absolutely not. I have no business in
anyone's purse or wallet especially if they were a guest in my house.

How rude to go through someone's things like that.



Laura (aka The Green Skittle) Ft. Wayne Indiana
www.myspace.com/lsplank

LAURA SAYS:
No. I would not look through my friends purse, or
briefcase, or any other thing that they carry their junk in.

I respect other peoples privacy, unless I have a serious disliking
for them. Then I might be nosey.



Monika Vocalist Spokane Washington
www.myspace.com/monikakosmik
www.codepearlband.com

MONIKA SAYS:
Of course one should, but leave everything intact.

I have a lot of friends, so who's to say who's it would turn out to be,
for one might look like a womans, but is actually the guy salesman
who stopped by!!!



Keren Gloucestershire United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/kezisyours

KEREN SAYS:
No way!!! I'm not nosey, that's private and could
be confidential information in there, not for my eyes.


If they wanted to show me, then I'd look!!


Stefer Feffer Pittsburg California
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)


STEFER SAYS:
Guilty! Did that no-no with I guy I dated.
My insecure side did it, not me! And I didn't like what I found.


Either we do it out of insecurity of a significant other or we are
just plain nosey and gossipy. Either way, it ain't any of our business
to do it. That's the killing part of the curious cat...karma!


JONATHAN: Thanks Stef, perfect way to end this Q of THE WEEK. ;-)



June 1
Heidi Klum
Heidi was born in Bergisch Gladbach, a small city near Cologne, Germany,
in 1973. Her career as a top fashion model and swimsuit star began almost
by accident, when on a lark she submitted photos to a model competition
hosted by Petra, a young woman's magazine. Klum won the competition,
and signed with Metropolitan, the German modeling agency. After modeling
in Europe for a few years to great success, she went to the United States to
pursue modeling there, and met with more success, culminating in her relation-
ship with Victoria's Secret. This brought her to the pinnacle of modeling and, in
1998, the coveted cover of Sports Illustrated's annual Swimsuit Issue, cementing
her status as one of the world's top models. Along with that came lucrative market-
ing opportunities, including her own signature lines of sandals, jewelry, and perfume.


Birthday's today:
Lisa Hartman, Alanis Morissette, Barry Adamson, Morgan Freeman,
Ron Wood (Rolling Stones), Derek Lowe, Powers Boothe, Tony Snow, Andy Griffith,
Pat Boone, Tom Sneva, Ari Sulander, Teri Polo, Vince Voyeur, Ely van Tongeren,
Alan Wilder (Depeche Mode), Cleavon Little, Diane Canova, Mike Joyce (The Smiths),
Reverend Ike, Mike Levine (Triumph), Gemma Craven, Adam Garcia, Chiyonofuji,
Jason Donovan, Robin Mattson, Brian Cox, Carlos Zambrano


Q of THE WEEK: (see yesterday)
*Note: This Q ends tomorrow. A new one coming soon.


Claire Barton upon Humber United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/moopymoo


CLAIRE SAYS:
I can honestly say that I wouldn't look through
their things.

I have lived with my boyfriend 3 years and I have never peeked
through his stuff, so I would definately not look through a friends
belongings either.


My motto is to treat people how you expect to be treat yourself. :)



Alicia Tucson Arizona
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

ALICIA SAYS:
Honestly, NO. I would not go through it before
returning it.

If several friends had been over, I still would not go through it.
I'd call them all and ask, did you leave xx item behind?

If so, it's sititng here for you. Or I'd return it to them if they couldn't
come back soon. Maybe it's just me. But, that's how I'd handle that.



Rockin' Kimmie Roo Phoenix Arizona
www.myspace.com/rkr44

KIMMIE SAYS:
Hello Jonathan. Well, being I am not a CAT woman
and I don't have nine lives to live I would leave my curiousity for
something more important rather then finding out what someone has
in their bag/briefcase. Although, curiousity killed the cat...not the
Kimmie. :)


BUT...if I had several people over, and I did not know who it belonged
to...I may open it to get a clue who to call...Or...I may just let it sit
there for a few days first until someone calls me to find out if they left
their crap at my house!!! lol



Mel United Kingdom
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)

MEL SAYS: Having read the question before reading the story my
gut instinct was that I would not look through the bag.

I trust my friends and I believe that they trust me.




May 31
Brooke Shields
Doesn't it seem like Brooke has been around forever? Today she turns
41 and still looks great as she did years ago. She was born in New York
City in 1965. The 6' tall actress, model, and spokesperson is still going
strong.
At age 12, she starred as a child prostitute in Pretty Baby (1978).
Could this movie even be made today? It was considered risky and contro-
versial in 1978. It was followed by another hit, The Blue Lagoon (1980).
College sweetheart was Dean Cain (Princeton, '88). They both belonged to
the same Princeton 'eating club' called 'Cap and Gown'. Started her career
in a TV commercial for Ivory soap. Chosen as Time magazine's Face of the
'80s. Chosen as one of the most intriguing people of the year by People Mag-
azine in 1978, 1980, and 1996. Chosen as one of the 50 most beautiful people
in the world by People Magazine 1996 and 2000. Bands like Blondie and The
Jitters have written songs about her. Was paid $1 million in 1981 to endorse
Wella Balsam shampoo. Ranked #12 in VH1's list of the "100 Greatest Kid Stars"
Look for her soon in "The Last Guy On Earth", now in pre-production.


Birthday's today:
Vicki Sue Robinson, Chris Elliott, Lea Thompson, Tom Berenger,
Joe Namath, Sarah O'Hare, Corey Hart, Kenny Lofton, Nicola Cheung, Dave Roberts,
Clint Eastwood, Dannie Helen Loraine Knowles, Peter Yarrow (Peter, Paul and Mary),
Tamara Brinkman, Melissa McIntyre, Lynda Bellingham, Edward Barker, Kid Frost,
Mick Ralphs (Mott The Hoople), DMC, John Bonham (Led Zeppelin R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: (see Monday below)


Mitzi Huntington Beach California
www.myspace.com/mitzireal

MITZI SAYS: There is only one way I would look, and that is if I
thought she was doing drugs, and I loved and cared for her and
had the big round things to confront her!

Other wise, NO WAY!



Kathaleen Rancho Cordova California
www.myspace.com/celestianna


KATHALEEN SAYS:
No Way would I do that. I am a firm believer
that a womans purse or a mans wallet is sacred and should never be
gone through unless by the owner.

How would you feel if yours was gone through. I personally see it as
being violated. My mum taught me manners and common courtesy. I
would also put it (purse or wallet) in a safe spot so others wouldnt go
through it.


JONATHAN:
I agree Kathaleen, I wouldn't want the humiliation of
someone going through my things.



Pauly Radio Personality Clarksville Tennessee
www.myspace.com/paulysucks

PAULY SAYS:
Funny Debbie Harry story! I've gotten some on-air
miles out of our online squabble. Mostly from the fact that it took
me an HOUR to get that seemingly "simple" myspace boudoir photo.

There have got to be addicted myspacers spending days getting it
just right. It's hard judge where to look and not appear cross-eyed.
I also had to make that "do I accent my man-cleavage or not?" call.
Let me be the first to recognize the myspace tart photo as a true
worldwide artform.


Oh, in answer to your question. I would have peed myself before she
ever even arrived and probably passed out. When I was a kid I wanted
to be Keith Moon and my wife wanted to be Debbie, who oddly enough
I wanted to marry. One can only surmise that the real Keith would have
reacted similarly.

JONATHAN: You are a funny guy Pauly. Is this really a picture of you? For
some reason I don't believe it is. Thanks for the compliment though.


Paula Cardif United Kingdom
www.myspace.com/ktcatvstyger


PAULA SAYS:
Nah, most of my friends have no secrets from me
so why read what I already know.


Paula x




May 30
Jennifer Ellison
The 5' 6 1/2" former soap actress was born in Liverpool, England
in 1983. She won the National Ballet & Modern Dance Championships
in 1996 & 1997. Supports Everton Football Club. Voted sexiest blonde
in the world by readers of Nuts magazine (2004). "I came out of the
womb born to sing and dance. I know people are always going to talk
about someone who goes from a soap into music, but I have to follow
my heart. [Brookside's] Phil Redmond told me not to do it. He said you
never know how long you'll get with a pop career but it's just something
I have to try". Played Emily Shadwick O' Leary on the English soap show
"Brookside" from 1998-2003. Played Meg Giry in the film "Phantom Of
The Opera" (2004), and will be seen in "The Cottage" now in production.

Birthday's today:
Tom Morello (Rage Against The Machine/Audioslave), Tammy Parks,
Manny Ramirez, Topper Headon (The Clash), Gale Sayers, Wynonna Judd, Ruta Lee,
Michael J Pollard, Tim Burgess (Charlatans UK), Marie Fredriksson (Roxette), Anne Welles,
Trey Parker, Allison Roe, Renee Griffin, Rachel Strirling, Scott Eyre, Leigh Francis,
Flora Chan, Helen Adams, Jake "The Snake" Roberts (R.I.P.)

Q of THE WEEK: Curiousty Killed The Cat?


Azmyst Glendale Arizona
www.myspace.com/azmyst


AZMYST SAYS:
As a former Catholic catechism victim, I am HORRIBLE
at lying. I just hand the dealer my money at the poker table in Vegas
and go get drunk in the bar.

The guilt of me looking and somehow finding proof of some major secret
OR worrying that somehow they would know I looked and could possibly
confront me??? Ugh, kill me. So, nope, wouldn't look.



Cyndi Bristol Connecticut
www.myspace.com/cexyfariegirlcyndi
www.fariegirl.netfirms.com

CYNDI SAYS:
Hello Jonathan...cool story. If someone left a purse,
ehhh, I'd never look.
What would they have in there I haven't seen?
And, I would never never steal.

But a breifcase hmmmmm?
If I had an interest in the person, probably a
man...
I may be temped to find some spice on them in there. Something
they haven't told me.
Pictures maybe, porn magazine maybe?
Secrets, mmmm.
hee hee ;)



Betsy Ska Greenfield Massachusetts
www.myspace.com/haunt35


BETSY SAYS:
OMG, I am nosy, so I totally would have dumped it right
out to see how Debbie's mind worked!

You can learn alot about what a person carries in her bag! One of the
reasons why I don't really carry one! hahaha!



Interplanet Janet New Jersey
www.myspace.com/interplanet


JANET SAYS:
HAHAHA- Good story- I don't know if I could have left
it shut- she was my IDOL as a teenager!!! (but why is Debbie's name
spelled with a "y"- blasphemy to a diehard Blondie fan like myself- LOL)!
;)

JONATHAN:
You caught me Janet. Of all people, I should have
spelled it right the first time. I know you caught it, and I changed
it right away so I wouldn't look like a dumb ass-lol :-)




May 29
scaryspice.jpg Melanie Janine Brown
Ahh, better known as "Scary Spice" of the world famous Spice Girls. The 5' 5"
dynamo
was born on the 29th May 1975 in Leeds, England, Melanie Brown
became a member of the Spice Girls in 1994. Their three albums sold than 40
million copies worldwide and they had nine singles at number 1 in the UK. "Hot"
was her first & only solo album, released on 9th October 2000. It entered the
UK charts at #28.
After she parted with Virgin Records, she started a new
successful career as TV presenter and actress. In 2001 her own show "This is
my moment" was a great success, and after the second series she made a
documentary about Africans voodoos. In 2002 she was one of the protagonists
of the BBC3's sit-com "Burn It" and made her theater debut with "The Vagina
Monologues" in London. She had a lead role in two movies: the horror LD 50
Lethal Dose (2003) and the comedy The Seat Filler (2004) (with Kelly Rowland
of Destiny's Child). From April to September 2004, she played the role of Mimi in
the famous musical "Rent" on Broadway.


Birthday's today:
Noel Gallagher (Oasis), Danny Elfman, Melissa Etheridge, Anita Briem,
Danny Gerard, Lisa Whelchel, La Toya Jackson, Gary Brooker (Procol Harum), Bill Curley,
Adrian Paul, Annette Bening, Rupert Everett, Larry Blackmon, Melissa Anne Bellin,
Helmet Berger, Mel Gaynor (Simple Minds), David Palmer, Emma Johnson, Jo Beth Taylor,
Kevin Conway, Katherine Ellis, Anthony Geary, Shoshanna Lonstein


New Q of THE WEEK: Curiousity Killed The Cat?

A friend accidentally left her purse/pocketbook,
or his briefcase
in your house.

Before you return it.
Would you open it and look
through it? Be Honest.

Explain either way.


Nurse Kitty Oceanside California
www.myspace.com/Nurse_Kitty

KITTY SAYS:
Well, perhaps. It would depend, I think, on how interesting
to me this friend was, as to the amount of curiosity about the person I had.

If I did peek, it would not be from any larceny in my heart, but rather just
to learn as much as I could about the person WITHOUT THEM KNOWING
that I knew, if this makes any sense. If I didn't care about the person one
way or another, then I probably wouldn't waste the amount of guilty stress
it would take just to be sneaky.

However, if I felt the scales of consciousness could be tipped in favor of
acquiring some luscious tidbit of knowledge about a person of whom I am
curious, well, I might just see what I could see, as unscrupulous as this sounds.


Man, oh man, did that make a lick of sense? hahaha


By the way, the title you chose for this New Q of the week just sucks!
*wink* ~Kat~


JONATHAN: :-)


MG (L) Peoria Arizona
www.myspace.com/raevynwitch

MG SAYS:
What's up JL! Things are going spiffy for me. My b/f and I
are trying to get an online jewelry and gift business started. We both
make stuff for those who like unique stuff you will never see at Pier 1
Imports or Claire's Boutique. It's really fun. ANY-HOO....on with the Q.


I don't think I would take anyting, but I WOULD look. It's always
interesting what people keep in their purse/briefcase. Sometime you
can find out the strangest things about people you know by what they
keep in their purse. It's a lot like going to a friend's house, using their
restroom and peeking in the medicine cabinet. (I'm guilty of that too.)


^*^



GORGEOUSNVIRUSFREE Ashby Scunthorpe United Kingdom
(from myspace.com-no forwarding URL)


GORGEOUSNVIRUSFREE SAYS:
Out of all honesty, I have alot of
respect for my friends, and what I'd do is, ring them straight away
and let them know, they'd left there purse. And if they lived close,
I'd let them know, and I'd pop it 'round within the hour.

The only time I'd look in a purse is if I'd found it on the streets and
see if any identification, ie: an address to take the purse too.
If not then the police station.



Ramona Hope British Columbia Canada
www.myspace.com/the0shimagirl

RAMONA SAYS:
No. I would not look in anyone's belongings.
Not only because I would kill the person who would ever look
in mine, but also because lord knows I'd hate to be blamed if
anything ever went missing.


*(in regards to Debbie Harry story below) I loved it!!!

So much so, I used it for a question here;

http://p090.ezboard.com/fttpliteraryminds.showMessage?topicID=1790.topic

*waiting for replys from John Taylor fans*

JONATHAN: Thanks Ramona.


TRUE STORY: Debbie Harry and the missing purse.

Back in 1991, I was the Program Director of KUKQ-AM 1060 Arizona's only
Alternative radio station. I also was on-air middays from 10AM to 3PM.

Debbie Harry was to perform at a local club, and Reprise Records asked if
I would interview her. I said ABSOLUTELY! The only problem was that she
would not be able to make it until around 4PM. I asked my drive-time jock
if he wanted to do it? He said he was afraid to, so I decided I would stick
around and do it during his shift.

Debbie and hubby/bandmate Chris Stein came in and we had a wonderful
conversation on the radio live. When it was over and they had left, my jock
pointed out to me that there was a small leather bag, plain black leather
with a white rabbit's foot attached to the zipper. I figured it had to be either
Debbie's, the labels representative Nancy Levin, or hey...it could have belonged
to Chris. Who knew? So I took it home figuring that I would bring it to the show.

When I got home around 6-ish, I threw it on one of the two couches I had in my
modestly dumpy house in Tempe. I kicked back to chill until I would leave later
to see her perform at the club. The phone rang about 15-minutes after I plopped
down to relax. It was a frantic Nancy Levin asking me if I had found a purse/bag
at the station. I said "yes" I had. She was relieved, and said that it belonged to
Debbie. Holy shit!

So for the next couple of hours I am staring at this leather bag, and my mind is
running wild. Should I look inside...or should I not?

I have this thing about privacy, so I did not touch the bag at all. I just couldn't.
I mean, what if there was a lot of money in there, or drugs, or...I don't know?

So I did not open it. I brought it with me to the club and Nancy grabbed me and
took me back to the dressing room where Debbie was in the middle of putting on
make-up. She greeted me, as I handed her the bag and stated "I did NOT open
your bag, honestly". She stood up and gave me a kiss and a hug.

I walked out smiling, and feeling pretty darn good about myself.

The next day I told the story on my show, and for days made a great "radio bit"
out of it. The phones lit up like you wouldn't believe with all different degrees
of why they would or wouldn't have opened it.- Jonathan L

So there you go, that's how this Q of THE WEEK came up.